Even the toys are half assed
Even the toys are half assed
Samuel Smith
Blake Ortiz
It's a "paint-your-own keanu"
Angel Wright
If they were paint your own, they'd be grey or white.
Landon Bell
This can't be real.
Aiden Hughes
It's $10
Christopher Rogers
you can paint yellow things you obtuse cuckold
Aaron Myers
William Gonzalez
$10 is a lot for something that looks like it'd come free in a happy meal
Adrian Cook
imagine selling 3D printed stuff as your business.
Jace Rogers
I have some anime figures to sell you for $10 dollars, same quality. Hell, I could even do one better, 4 figures for $10.
Seriously, those just look like 3D printed shit.
Josiah Wood
I see they're learning from Japan.
Ian Edwards
He looks sad
Jeremiah James
GRABBING THE NATION
DOIN THE FREAKER
Isaiah Reyes
You're right but that's not the case with these. They're literally meant to just be yellow. Product Description:
>Single yellow color is bold and daring, just like the characters
Julian Gutierrez
you can get fully painted toys from 75 cent machines
Homies: 1
Cyberpunk: 0
Andrew Jenkins
>$10
Grab the blowtorch
Henry James
>adult collectible vinyl “art” toys with no articulation and either all the same shape or all the same colour
Cringe.
Hudson Myers
Who is the target audience for this garbage?? M.U.S.C.L.E. fans from the 1980s!?? These are horrific.
Asher Kelly
Etsy would go broke.
Chase Walker
Not really. Maybe you if you triple coat it with solid black acrylic. Otherwise, it'll show through.
Charles Brooks
Why is an R rated game product being marketed towards children
Henry Wood
Xavier Wilson
>Choking Hazard
Even as a toy, Keanu is breathtaking
Ian Jenkins
Based homiechad
Landon Carter
Aren't these only popular in Japan? These figures that you have to paint yourself?
...and no one actually does paint em
Zachary Collins
Kids wanting toys based on R-rated properties have always been like that since Rambo, or in the case of vidya Halo.
Angel Cooper
Andrew Gutierrez
Logan Barnes
Nobody fucking basecoats in yellow.
Joshua Moore
>le wholesome stoic actor (HES STOIC youre not allowed to say le wholesome keanu reeves cannot act!)
>le wacky artsy jap dev who made le famous video gaymes
>le youtubers are so relatable, lets put them in our game!
>le you can customize your le sex junk and have le sex like the witcher, this is a mature game fellow gaymers!
>le lets put recognizable streamers everywhere even though it will break the immersion of being in a fictional setting and it will remind you youre only playing a 70 dollar videogame
>le marvel movies and GTA sell well, so lets make our cyberpunk game light and quirky with plenty of funny quips. no dark, depressing cities, we need le GTA but rayguns and robots!
how will anyone deny that this is reddit:the game now? and how will people deny the heavy presence of CDPR/discord shills, theres been a fucking "can you run cyberpunk" thread up every single minute of every single day why did mods delete my post even though most people were agreeing with me???????
Carson Jackson
Where can I buy some of these figurines? My dad had some and I really want to gift him some of these.
Ethan Turner
Rather contact someone with a 3-d printer