How am i supposed to relate to this fuckboy Peter, isn't he supposed to be a bullied nerd?
How am i supposed to relate to this fuckboy Peter, isn't he supposed to be a bullied nerd?
How tf did you EVER relate to some superhero womanizer living with his slut aunt?
This is the real Peter Parker
i would
LITERALLY
suck the shit out of his pink asshole
You related to this?
No, but i definitely don't relate to this new one neither. Neither do i relate to Tom Holland spidey or Andrew Garfield
What is this anyways? I've already seen you post other characters
Maybe try being white.
He was cute until I remembered he's voiced by Yuri Lowenthal.
you think he would not be getting bullied looking like this
He hasn't been in high school for 5 years the only people who bully him are supervillains
you'd what out of his what?
gay porn from an artist named mo0n or some shit, he does a ton of DMC porn
Zig Forums would relate to this Peter more.
He was a complete edgelord that sperged out at any given moment.
oh he'd get bullied, but he'd be receiving a whole different kind of pounding in the bathroom stalls.
this'd be a lot more fappable if they switched that face with the new model's face
Jesus fuck I wonder how bullied peter didn't snap and kill them all and become a villain.
he was bullied he wasn't an incel
peter parker fucks
>That bookworm woudn't know a cha-cha from a waltz!
PETER BTFO
explain
>the audacity to call him a wallflower
id web him up and ass rape him right there
why did they make him so hot? no homo but i'd sling his web
>slut aunt
Oh shit, what did he mean by this?
This is movie Aunt May. Peter was shooting webbing everywhere before he ever had spider powers.
He probably would've at one point if Uncle Ben never died
he looks like he would be the bottom for the entire football team
Why did they change him?
OG Peter really looked like a dork.
>Spider-Man is jjst some dorks self insert
Capeshitters on suicide watch
This isn't true at all, Peter legitimately is supposed to be hot in the comics, and in most adaptations, hell he has a fucking super-model girlfriend, and you wanna say he isn't supposed to be hot?
>no muh pathetic fantasy you mean this lame superhero faggot actually is supposed to be a lame faggot dork and not some dumb retarded hot quip spewing retard nuhhhhh save me NIGGERMAN
Pathetic