Here is your gay twink anime looking version of Hermes, Zig Forums

Hmm thanks, I'll try that next time.

Aphrodite also gets turned into a cute loli as well, so yeah. I don't know if the developers did it on purpose or what their reasoning was for making Hermes a shota twink and Aphrodite a loli was.

More accurate than any of the God of Soi versions. But pretty much any game is more accurate than that shit. Hell tameem made both a better and more accurate version of Norse mythology tham the nu-GoW.

>Here is your gay twink anime looking version of Hermes, Zig Forums.

That does sound like Hermes

looks like Hermes from Danmachi

WTF I love Ubisoft now!

I'd still hit

Its uncommon for us boys but it definitely occurs

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He's actually kind of a twink in greek art so whatever.

>anime

Looks like a human from a 2010 DreamWorks movie.

Say what you want about hermes being the perfect twink. All the Greek gods are Greek at least. A welcome surprise from ubisoft to not have forced white washing of greeks to be black...

Am i fucking losing my mind or is the humor/tone of this game reminding me of like, old 90's Warner Brothers and/or Disney
Its somehow feels very specific

This was Ubisoft Quebec I think, so yeah. Canadians probably don't give a shit about SJW and what have you like America does. It is refreshing that the gods are all white, at least I think they are, though there is still SJW themes and stuff in the game.

I saw one screenshot of Zeus saying something about non-binary. I mean, they clearly still wanted to make the SJW's happy.

Why is a well-kempt clean shaven man automatically a twink to you, OP?

>Canadians probably don't give a shit about SJW and what have you like America does.
I'm a leaf and I find it hilarious you think that

>I'm a leaf

A FUCKING LEAF

Dude stop talking out of your ass, it's embarrassing.

>Seething tranny

You're still a man, not a woman.

The Zeus scene is Prometheus and Zeus talking about the son of Hermes and Aphrodites... You can probably guess why their offspring is non-binary....

>I don't know if the developers did it on purpose or what their reasoning was for making Hermes a shota twink and Aphrodite a loli was.

Because the game is for kids that can actually relate to tiny people, not you coomers.

That's one of the things that surprised me about this game. The characters generally don't look like abominations despite being a fucking Ubisoft game.

Show me a version of Hermes where he isn't the most effeminate of the pantheon of gods

Yeah, man. I'm east asian though so I fit just right in.

>starts off like a fun disney game
>get up to about the 25% mark of the game
>suddenly modern socio-political commentary out the ass
I know the Greeks were a bit... open. But the way they talk about it all so fucking cringe inducing. I honestly wish I could return it. It's fun, but the dialogue is fucking awful after you save the first god.

Greeks aren't white though

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>A shota and a loli had sex
>Child is non-binary

Jesus lol

Here's your Athena

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They're more white than 99% of americans.

Ohhh ATHENA is the loli. I'm not that far into the game, but I kept thinking Aphrodite was the loli. My mistake.

I knew one of the female gods got turned into a loli though.

I can't find a pic of aphrodite, is there a trailer or some shit showing how she looks

The goddess turned into a kid is Athena, not Aphrodite. Aphrodite is turned into a tree. Athena, goddess of wisdom, is turned into an ignorant child and Aphrodite, a spiteful and vicious goddess of love, is turned into a kind and loving apple tree. That's the joke.

Aphrodite gets turned into a tree, but I'm in the middle of saving her right now. Not sure what her human form looks like, but the god that gets turned into a loli is Athena.

See

can't wait for the sfms

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But Hermaphroditus symbolizes the union of sexes a la marriage. He wasn't born a hermaphrodite, he was fused with a nymph out of love or some shit like that I don't remember.

>Fused with a nymph

So "they" or whatever the child was, must have been horny 24/7?

Nah the reference is their names, Hermes and Aphrodite have a child called Hermaphroditus. This would later go on to be the root for the term Hermaphrodite when doctors in the 19th century were trying to explain trannies.

This has been my experience so far. Fun for a while, but then drowned out by the incredibly obvious pandering that hits when you get through a certain point in the game.

Sure it wasn't by birth but it doesn't change the wordplay in the scene which is clearly a pun about hermaphrodites

Ubisoft like to play both sides.
For this game gender is called body type but on the other side the girls are cute (there is even a set of bikini armor) and Zeus associates wokeness with a group of murderous women.

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You can make your character pretty attractive, like whether male or female. I'm playing a male and he's about as attractive as Hermes, and I've seen some anons post their female characters and they look pretty attractive as well.

No, you misunderstand. Hermaphroditus is a man, albeit a very beautiful boy that a vain nymph fell madly in love with that she tried to rape him then fused herself within him in a spring.

gow3 hermes looked pretty ugly

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This fit Chad.

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