ummm cyberbros....
Ummm cyberbros
Julian Rogers
Carter Brooks
>He doesn't teleport fried directly into his face
Never gonna make it
Dominic Wright
we got too cocky cyberbros....
Robert Edwards
this will be fixed with the day 1 patch
Elijah Murphy
chicken nugger
Noah Campbell
It's the future. Stop trolling.
Samuel Lopez
>le wholesome stoic actor (HES STOIC youre not allowed to say le wholesome keanu reeves cannot act!)
>le wacky artsy jap dev who made le famous video gaymes
>le youtubers are so relatable, lets put them in our game!
>le you can customize your le sex junk and have le sex like the witcher, this is a mature game fellow gaymers!
>le lets put recognizable streamers everywhere even though it will break the immersion of being in a fictional setting and it will remind you youre only playing a 70 dollar videogame
>le marvel movies and GTA sell well, so lets make our cyberpunk game light and quirky with plenty of funny quips. no dark, depressing cities, we need le GTA but rayguns and robots!
>le we cant let people see how shitty it is, lets email 4chans moderation team and issue a cease and desist on cyberpunk webms
>le lets gather up and gangstalk someone IRL just because he insulted our shitty videogame online even though hes not afraid of us and has a gun
how will anyone deny that this is reddit:the game now? and how will people deny the heavy presence of CDPR/discord shills, theres been a fucking "can you run cyberpunk" thread up every single minute of every single day why did mods delete my post even though most people were agreeing with me???????
Joseph Hall
BROOO YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT DUDE JUST ENJOY YOUR CYBERPENIS AND SHINY REFLECTIONS LIKE NORMAL PEPEL
Leo Reyes
>If I keep posting webms of the unpatched game people will believe me!
It's so tiring. Just kill yourselves already, fucking jeez.
Joseph Turner
You've got to be getting. Skyrim eating animations literally look better than this. Is this the power of hiring leftist developers?
David Ortiz
Ok so the game is shit, how do I cope? Is there a certain amount of alcohol that I should take before I get over my grief?
Jackson Thompson
>looks at you like this is a normal thing
it's working perfectly
Zachary Moore
The webms just keep coming, I don't even want to sleep just want to laugh at this shitty game.
James Kelly
Looks cyberpunk to me, clearly all food has magnets in it so robots can eat it too
David Perry
Skyrim was made 9 years ago
Asher King
If you know anything about animating for a game engine this is the easiest shit to fix
Cooper Campbell
ITS OVER!
HOW DOES IT FEEL CD PROJEKT RED FANBOYS, TO BE A PART OF THE LOSERS CLUB???
IT MUST BE SO INCREDIBLY SAD.
Y'KNOW, I TRIED TELLING YOU CD PROJEKT RED FANBOYS THAT THE CRACKS WERE STARTING TO SHOW.
BUT YOU DIDNT WANT TO LISTEN, OH NO, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO BUSY GOING...
AHUHUHUHUHUHUH.
Ethan Cook
Are those suppose to be french fries? Fucking hell, that's horrible texturing and even the models look low-res.
I swear TO GOD, that this game is becoming more and more discouraging and disappointing by the day. I hope the magical 50GB patch fixes at least some of these issues.
Angel Lewis
I think killing yourself should be sufficient.
Camden Green
BASED Michael
Gavin Price
I thought they were potato chips lmao. They're just polygons really.
Caleb Collins
>i-i-i-i-i--i-i--i--i-its JUST A BETA!!!!
Carson Baker
>>le lets put recognizable streamers everywhere even though it will break the immersion of being in a fictional setting and it will remind you youre only playing a 70 dollar videogame
more of this shit?
what faggot streamers are in the game?
Joshua Stewart
Everything Ive seen on streams makes it look like a crusty GTA game. It doesnt really look like a cyberpunk aesthetic, its far too open and spacious and the streets are sparsely populated. I dont know I kindof equate clausterphobic environments and overcrowding to be integral to the setting.
Kayden Gutierrez
Don't care
Still going to enjoy this game.
Carter Miller
Just accept vidya is sucking now, well AAA vidya, seriously this is just fucking depressing me, probably i'll wait till 2025 for actual good AAA games to come out.
Nicholas Wright
If it's as massive as they say it is. Is this kind of detail really a problem. At least it's not like gta where people just stand around doing nothing.
Ayden Rodriguez
Now, I'm not a fan of using buzzwords, but this is a textbook case of cope.
Daniel Parker
Dr disrespect
Christian Fisher
>probably i'll wait till 2025 for actual good AAA games to come out.
It's not going to happen, honestly I'm just going to wait until ES6 and then never play another AAA game
Parker Morgan
>he literally needs to make shit up
Zig Forums is truly desperate.
Gabriel Bailey
>VTMB2 will end up being a better game
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Luis Ward
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