You are stranded on a deserted island for 15 months

You are stranded on a deserted island for 15 months.

Other than unlimited electricity, you have nothing. You cannot communicate with the outside world.

You are allowed to pick 1 video game, from any video game console or PC. You can only play that one single game. You are also allowed 1 unlimited snack item and 1 drink item. What will you choose?

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idk lol

Boys? Those look like adults.

lol

how many days was it before they started fucking each other do you think?

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They were between 13 and 16.

they fucked on the boat ride to the island

Factorio, grilled chicken salad with ranch, water.

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Crusader Kings 2 for infinite content, pizza and beer.

They worked out for 15 months straight.

We would look like that too if it wasn't for the hormones in our food and water

Factorio, pizza with mushrooms, pickles, bacon and minced meat, beer.
>surrounded by water
>picks fucking water as his unlimited drink
based retard

SRPG maker, sauteed mushrooms and beer.

They're Pacific Islanders so they've probably been fucking each other and other men long before the castaway situation occured

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Looks like 8 yo refugees from syria.

You do realise you can fucking desalinate seawater easily, right?

Top right, it’s The Rock.

austronesians are high test and reach puberty earlier

>snack item and 1 drink item
was i on my way back from block busters?

Factorio, fresh filtered water, and protein bars.

Then I just take my time, build a working engine in Factorio, and ride the PC off the island.

>pizza and beer
Based and red pilled
My daily diet

men get it done

Explain how then faggot

>The Tongan castaway boys formed a strong bond and, despite deprivations and injuries, kept themselves fit and healthy for 15 months. The boys survived primarily through consumption of local birds, fish, wild taro, and chickens and bananas that had been raised and cultivated on the island 100 years prior. They captured rainwater using hollowed out logs, though it was sparse during the initial months of their survival. They drank blood from seabirds when they didn't have enough water.

Would you had been able to do all this at age 14-16?

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Island had chickens hahahaha

15 months on a deserted island will man you the fuck up.

osu w/ every map, even if i don't feel like playing i can listen to jams
high calorie comprehensive nutrient trail mix
purified water

Just sounds like another early access survival crafting game to me

Catching birds seems hard without guns

If there were chickens and bananas on the island then yeah probably. It's not exactly the most difficult place to survive if there's already food there. Once you make a fire you're good to go.
Water is an issue though, I suppose I wouldn't have gone so far as drinking blood to stay hydrated. Well maybe I would have if I was close to dying.

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You boil it you retard.

But if I don't have a console or a PC how will I play it?

Having chickens and bananas meant nothing. They exhausted the amount of chickens and bananas on the island, which is why they turned to other means of food.

Either Kenshi or Rimworld. Lime Flaming hot cheetos. And the Blue Mountain dew game fuel.

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Nigga, most of Zig Forums can't even hunt much less slaughter their own food.

Honey Select 2 with every single mod. EVERY single mod. All made perfectly compatible. I'll spend the day doing productive shit, then the nights making waifus and scenes, then fapping to them. I'll warding off potential predators with a ring of ultra dense hyper coomer pheromones painted around my base camp. After I return to civilization, I'll post screenshots of all of the masterpieces I've created but never post any of the pngs.