Zig Forums on suicide watch

Nazis are closet homos

this jokes been made a million times already

>getting fit for women
>not getting fit for yourself

There are many degrees of variation between "Gross 'Roid Monster" and "Lardass like (You)"

Every time

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My ex gf dumped me when I started working out. She said she found me more attractive when I was fat as I was more cuddly like a teddy bear. Fuck sake I can't do anything right. Even exercising and trying to better myself didn't work out

stonetoss is a racist fuck off don’t post this shot here

I don't get it
Why is the green guy pinching his arm?

By that logic, homo naziphobes are closet nazis.

You seem lost.

she got scared you could do better

THIS ISNT POL

go back

>the society that looked up to the gay as fuck romans were also gay as fuck
yeah no shit retard, you're an absolute mouthbreather if you didn't know this

It's true.
Women do not like muscle monsters. For them the ideal male usually has a visible sixpack but none of that bodybuilder shit - That's exclusively gay territory.

>There are many degrees of variation between "Transcension" and "Quitter"
Ftfy

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Nazi = Closet + Homo

therefore

Nazi + Phobe = Closet + Homo + Phobe

Proof that lefties are homophobes and anyone who claims otherwise is a science denier.

Checking for synthol.

Kek. Seems true though.

It's a shit test, user. You passed.

I'M GONNA SAY THE N WORD

This. A bullet was dodged. "Teddy bear" is a nice way to say "door mat".

Why did he steal the joke from another comic?

You broke out of the matrix dude she was bogging you down and wanted you to wallow in nonthreatening mediocrity. Chin up.

I unironically like Stonetoss but come on, bud. Why you gotta steal someone else's comic?

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Yeah, bodybuilders are too scary for women to get into. They like big arms but otherwise prefer you to be kinda soft and approachable, or twinky and approachable.

Women are fags easily scared by dudes.

I don't think you know what teddy bear means in that context, esl

>a visible sixpack but none of that bodybuilder shit
A visible sixpack means you have extremely low body fat, which requires you tu be a much bigger tryhard than an average weighlifter.

It's not his joke

this is so true. i was once "mirin" by my sisters ex boyfriend. lifting gets your more attention from other men than women. all women care about is money & resources as much as men only care about beauty & body

The dumb cunt was trying to crab bucket you. You were fucking lucky to avoid that stupid bitch. There better women than her out there.

The 'gymcel' concept is old as fuck.

huh?

Was she fat or lazy? If so she just couldn't take that you're improving while she's not

And? The comic in the OP is clearly copying the one that that user posted

>gays reassuring the straights in this thread that they made the right choice by reaffirming the comic's punchline

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women are only aroused by a guy ogling them.
It doesn't mater if you're fat or bald, as long as you can look at a woman and make her feel owned

Any Zig Forums guy learns women don't give a shit about muscles in high school.
But staying fit has other benefits.
>you're healthier
>you don't get fat, which would drive women away
>you're a bit more confident, and that does help with women

I'm not trump though

No one here is denying the joke made in the webcomic.

whoa dude. this plagiarist just can't steal StoneToss™'s stuff like that

...

this is my favorite stonetoss comic

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Except no? Other than both being 4 panel comics and both making the same obvious joke about gymcels, there's nothing particularly similar about them.

Fitness?

>getting Zig Forums for woman

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Please leave until you develop a brain big enough to hold two thoughts at once.

What did he mean by this?

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