GF of 5 years keked me with my former bff

GF of 5 years keked me with my former bff
Was gonna marry her and ask him to best man haha
What video game should I play to avoid killing myself?

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strawberry cubes

Morrowind, you N'wah.

Enslaved

Cuckold Simulator

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>Cuckold
Cyberpunk 2077

Hangman

Sounds like a good reason for some sort of revenge

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She did you a fucking favour. Never get married you stupid motherfucker. She's his problem now.

go to the gym instead
you'll find true friends there

Consider yourself lucky

She cold have waited until you got married to tell you, then you'd have to pay her 50%

Danganropa

None. You want to use videogames as a distraction to retreat within yourself as a way to forget this. Don't forget this. Fuck both of their lives up while simultaneously improving yourself and moving on. This is the kind of shit that will ruin you forever if you don't deal with it.

>just accepting it like the cuck he is instead of burning their house down with both of them inside
Lame.

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shoot them

Take the floridamanpill

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You dodged a bullet in time dude, consider yourself very lucky.

You didn't dodge a bullet, but at least it was a through-and-through with minimal tissue damage. Could have been a lot worse.

TLOU2.

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Being cheated on doesn't mean you're a "cuck". It just means she is a bitch and he is an asshole. You're only a cuck if you ask for it and enjoy it.

Time to learn a skill and get Zig Forums

DOOM and DOOM Eternal

If you didn't enjoy the betrayal then you didn't get cucked, Anthony Burch is a cuck since he even turned gay because of his wife fucking another man.

Why is it always florida?

Hoi4 embrace daddy adolf

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I still kind of love them even though I hate them, its hard to explain but I don't want revenge

I didn't have a choice in the matter
I was outside the country on business when covid hit and I was stuck for months, the 3 of us were roomates. I'm 99% sure they weren't together when I left but hooked up in the months I was gone

>cuck
>wife is fat
>guy that is only into cucking because he can't get anything better than his fat wife

If you really enjoyed your time with her outside of sex, offer her the olive branch and ask if you can fuck her best (female) friend and call it square.

Burch was a faggot well before he even met his wife.

>You're only a cuck if you ask for it and enjoy it.
yeah but that doesn't leave enough room for mockery because it only applies to straight up fetishists.

Kill them instead.

Its not vengeance its justice user.

Money plane

Yeah but he humiliated himself publicly by announcing he was bisexual, which is another word for i love dick.

Absolutely not that woman is fat as hell

more like KEKvid 19 amirite?

Just dump the bitch lol

just remember the golden rule
a woman that cheats on somebody else to be with you will eventually che, and so on and so on

>I still kind of love them even though I hate them, its hard to explain but I don't want revenge
I guess you really did deserve to be cuckholded, you limp-wristed bleeding heart nancy boy. I'd fuck your girlfriend too.

How did you find out? was she honest with you and just confessed?

buy a bunch of weed and get high and get lost in Subnautica, that's how I got through my break up with my ex-fiancee'

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Get Zig Forums, if you have any form of social media let the entire fucking world know how big of cunts they are, publicly shame them. Also you aren’t a cuck as long as you don’t enjoy it, they’re both just cunts and your life will be better off without them. Also atleast you caught them before you were married so she can’t jew you out of money.

this is what happens when you tell people to value monogamy above all else
if you both had been in an open relationship from the start none of this would be a problem

well you should
you should hate your GF for flipping just like that
you should hate you former BFF for taking her away
you should hate yourself for doing something wrong
and you should hate me because I'm telling you to kill them
kill them

It's not that hard to do user. it'll be quick and with a gun, you could keep it on the down-low.
push that bitch down the stairs, no one will care.

spike his skim milk with krokodil

do
it
user

this

radical self improvement is the only way out of the pit of despair

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cheat on you too*
idk why it got cut off

>I'm 99% sure they weren't together when I left but hooked up in the months I was gone

Why are females so emotional yet immediately forget about their mates once they're out of sight?

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Listen dude: cut them off from your life. You're going to try and convince yourself things are fine and that some new kind of normalcy can be reached, or that maybe there's a chance they'll break it off and things can go to the old normal.

Reality check: your two best friends betrayed your trust and don't deserve to be in your life anymore, and have created a toxic influence in your life that's going to drain your happiness the longer you stick around with them. Fucking abort, dude, leave, get new friends. The fuck are you talking about with love, they took your love and took advantage of it.

Do what's best for yourself.

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so OP, did you actually contribute? big dick or not, like anything in life, you gotta maintain and improve to satisfy
like said: hit the gym or start working out at least, read into how to sexually satisfy both of you (a lot, not just a couple retards giving tips online) - life's about improving, if you don't it'll outright shit on you.
the absolute worst you could do for yourself is stay with either of them - she cheated after months dude, months - imagine years via military; find a loyal woman.

Cuck

I'm not an expert, but wouldn't it make more sense to kill them first?

Burch pressured his wife into an open-relationship after months of badgering, couldn't get any pussy and pussied out of getting dick while his wife was getting slammed every night, and then his wife left him and took his Wii U. And he cried bitch tears on Twitter through the entire thing.

His tale is infinitely more pathetic then you're depicting.

Yeah we're way past that
They were my best friends since high school
My flight got home early and I ubered back to surprise them. They were certainly surprised

>Bff
you're either gay, a woman or a tranny

I know this is bait, but for anyone else reading:
If this happens to you, ditch them.
They don't respect you.
They don't like you.
They don't trust you.
They have used you.
They will use you.
They think very little of you indeed, akin to a servant or a child. If they had even the slightest iota of respect for you, then she would have broken up with you before fucking him.

i don't care if they were your best friends
KILL THEM

Rune Factory 2.

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You deserve your shit life.
It's good to know that people who get cucked have exactly the sort of personalities you know they do.

They were your best friends and they treated you like garbage. Kill them.

everyone cheats unless they can't find anyone else to fuck
the real redpill is realizing cheating doesn't matter if your SO always comes back to you

This

And this, cut it out with the bleeding heart shit, both of them are traitors and deserve to hang, only reason i dont advocate for it is because you are going to ruin your life and end up in jail, just move on with your life

Cut that bitch and former bro out of your life and pump some iron. If you're too much of a bitch try Fitness Boxing's demo on the Switch.

Listen to him OP, It's for your own good.

Lol, you really are a cuck then. You should just kill yourself, my dude.

If you are a burger.
Aquire weaponry and do what you must do to prove you are a man instead of a mouse.

That's the plan haha

>They were my best friends since high school
not an excuse. shit, that makes it worse.
You should hate them

Kill them both you stupid bitch.

Its fake emotion, females dont feel anything mate, but they gotta pretend

if all it took was some distance then they can both burn in a pit, tell them to fuck right off and never contact you again, they are using you they aren't your friends

Gyms are close because of corona :(

If you were on a lease with them, bail.

Go ahead, no one will miss you. And remember, when you're blowing your brains out she'll probably be in bed with your "friend" being fucked raw.

Year round heat makes people crazy

Just dump them dude, you are not way past doing that. Don't be a retard, don't throw your life away because those 2 are garbage people.
Just cut them out of your life, it's hard but there is no point in keeping people like that around

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These ones are probably the most reasonable
If I puss out of an heroing I'll do that
I'm not going to kill them and spend the rest of my life in prison for their sake

>I kind of love them
No. That is Stockholm syndrome because you’ve been around them for so long that you can’t fathom life without them and the change scares you. Cut them out of your life, I’m fucking serious man. I know it’s scary but you do NOT want to see that shit every day the rest of your life. You will unironically seethe and become irreversibly jaded the rest of your life, it will fucking consume and ruin you. Don’t let those cunts win. Cut them out now and you’ll have a chance to move on. It will hurt, you’ll feel like killing yourself, but it will get better and you’ll find someone else and you’ll be able to slowly mend the trust issues you now no doubt have.

Please, trust me man. I had a friend in a similar situation and he still kept contact, and it fucking changed him. He was never the fucking same and eventually killed himself when the people that fucked him up announced a marriage. Please listen to me, I might not know you but I don’t want you to die. I should have told my friend this before, I’m not going to make the same mistake again.

Cut them out. Please.

Fuck her sister/best friend
Fuck his sister/mom

People are hardwired to want to fuck as many people as possible. It's biology. This idea of spending your entire life fucking only one person is a social construct that goes against nature.

She's getting to be taking your bff's dick while they're lowering you into the ground, dude, killing yourself over a whore is the Ultimate Cuck Move.

being gay is not the solution

I'm telling you to kill yourself, not them, my dude.

Don’t kill them like the retard anons suggest, but you can certainly harass them. Let everyone in their social group know what they did or something, don’t go to jail over them

>If I puss out of an heroing I'll do that
don't hero dickhead, you will stop them from having sex for a few nights then the actual last roadblock from a relationship will be gone and buried in your coffin, live to spite those cunts

Killing yourself is still murder user

THIS

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This, society has killed humanity. Tribes > society

Don't kill yourself over someone cheating on you. If you can rationalize that its not worth getting locked up over them, you can rationalize that its not worth entering the fucking void over them.

The anons telling you to kys, they're just reacting in disgust because they can see themselves in you, they'd be disgusted in themselves if something like that happened to them, but at the end of the day they're literally fucking whos projecting their own shit dude.

Just rip the bandaid off and ghost them as soon as possible.

Holy shit, it's true. But still, how does one bet on it?

Can you go to prison if you try to kill yourself and fail?

You should never even start a relationship with a girl that you can even picture her cheating on you. Some chicks you just know. Trust is #1 user.

Please user, there is no point in an heroing because of them. Just cut them out of your life, if they did that because of the distance no excuse is valid. Just be strong, don't accept any excuse they try to say and move on.
You can do it user, it must be horrible but life is not over

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why avoid it? you'd just be delaying the inevitable

>but they’re muh friends
They aren’t retard. Friends don’t do something like that. They clearly don’t respect you or your friendship, and anything you want to “preserve” with them is already lost.

this kind of shit makes me happy I have no friends and no GF, it's nice to know I'll never have to put up with the drama you normalfaggots have to go through

But every woman has the capacity to cheat

Our families are all friends and fairly well interconnected, doing that could break all that up pretty bad and ruin several other relationships

Though the truth will probably still come out whether or not I say anything, so it's probably better to rip the bandaid off and make sure people know what actually happened

This

You dodge a bullet m8, cheating is not accidental people are either cheaters or not, and your gf was a cheater. You put your trust in the wrong girl, thats all, and its not your fault.

Good attitude. Those two people just outed themselves as trash who aren't worth the headspace. Honestly, the only shame here is being dumb enough to place your trust in a pair of people who you now know to be fucking awful human beings. Best of luck moving on, it's going to be fucking rough but you'll make it breh.

Don’t hero you fucking retard, live and find better people.

3DPD Zig Forums was right all along...

stop being such a beta bitch ffs

kill them, or kill yourself and be done with it.

I know "hurrdurr women lol" but there are very very very few women you can trust completely with that. They're really hard to find but there are good people.

I disagree, tribes are even more retarded and generally favor a small group of people to hold absolute power over the rest. Monogamy is just an outdated concept we're holding onto because of our christian values.

>I still kind of love them even though I hate them, its hard to explain but I don't want revenge
None if this is okay. Even if you aren't actually going to exact revenge because it's extremely unhealthy you should still want revenge. And you most certainly shouldn't hold onto any lingering affection you may have had for them in the past. They are scum and they both betrayed you way beyond repair.

You know that deep inside you you're absolutely fuming and yet you come to Zig Forums to vent as if you're calm and rational. Fuck being calm. If you don't want to beat both of them senseless then you're already dead inside.

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