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Pikachu is actually big enough to take a cock, unless the dick is too big because then you'd impale the poor thing.

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Now post the google drive link

You need jesus. Not just jesus but every fucking god people say there are.

It's true.

>Pikachu is actually big enough to take a cock
Vaginally? Absolutely not. Anally? Well, if it doesn't work vaginally, then anal won't fucking work, either.

Prove it. Prove a normal-sized Pikachu can't take a normal cock AT LEAST anally.

sauce?

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There'd be some bleeding but he most definitely can

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Get well soon Top Percentage Rattata

dicked down too hard

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Pikachu = Me
Water = Cyberpunk 2077 (which i've pre-ordered)

>(which i've pre-ordered)
Shills at full force?

There isn't a lot of information on rectal circumferences that I have a hold of, so I'll have to make do with vaginal circumference.
The mouse with the largest penis-to-body size ratio in the world is the Western Harvest Mouse at 7 centimeter body length and ~8 mm penis length. That makes 0.8 cm dick for 7 cm body size.
An average Pikachu's size lies at just about over 1 foot: 41 centimeters.
Assuming that Pikachu is anatomically speaking just an oversized mouse (as it is implied in every piece of literature about the yellow creature), that would give the average male Pikachu a cock size of
42 (body size) / 7 * 0.8 = 4.8 cm ~~ 5 cm.
We can equate that to mean that the most comfortable length that female Pikachus have evolved (darwinian evolution, not Pokemon evolution) to take is 5 centimeters.
The low (again, giving you the benefit of the doubt) average of human penis sizes is at around 12 centimeters, more than twice the length of your average Pikachu.

That's not all, since penis length is highly correlated with penis circumference, female Pikachus wouldn't even be able to handle the first inch of a human cock.
The corresponding average girth is at around 10 centimeters in girth size.
It is not a far stretch to assume that Western Harvest Mice don't have beer-can dicks, because the only way this hypothesis to work is for the average mouse cock to be at around twice the girth of its length.

And this is giving the rodent-fuckers side a lot of leeway. The only point of criticism would be that there might be mice with ridiculous girth, but all that would do is get the tip of your cock wet, if you're lucky.

>"Pika Pi? Pika Pika~"

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my husband pikachu is so mature...

>husband

Why? So he can think about fucking children instead?

>you will never be owned by Pika Libre

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