Hippodrones

>hippodrones

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>quality versus quantity
enjoy your swordshit colossalkek, us CHADriot fans have some REAL games to watch

The Colosseum also had visual novels.

I'm more of an amphitheatre guy myself

Incelleum is for cuck’s watching gimmickshit and monkeys raping women because they have no servant boy to fuck

HippoCHADs massacre opposing fans

>you can play colosseum's games at other forums
>can't chariot race tho

HIPPOCHADS WIN AGAIN

Colosseumplebs need shiney NEW bread and circuses and female gladiators

meanwhile Chad Horseracing Enjoyers appreciate the ultimate test of skill and sport, the true patrician pasttime.

>female gladiators
Are you saying you wouldn't fuck a hot warrior, the pride of Athena?

In truth, the joy of chariot racing is so grand that it justifies dedicating an exclusive platform for it

Hippodrones SEETHING in this thread

>did you see the new one where they trained the giraffe to fuck those slave girls! So fukken epic

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Colosseum has low res

Hippodrome you can easily see the action

>games
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Sullying the legacy of the bloodsport with puerile and degenerate folly.

>left
low class commoners
>right
high class persons of taste

Mario Kart > Smash Bros

The Hippodrome is massively more popular, I mean just look at the size of the stands, and there's good reason for it too. Fact is, having a dozen different varieties of shit is still having shit. Chariot races are peak kino, they have excitement, they have drama, they have violence, they have speed, all in one neat package that never gets boring. All the morons who think it's just watching chariots go in circles around a track are too stupid to grasp all the layers of complexity involved in the sport, so they go to Colosseum were they a never ending cavalcade of shallow novelty, while the rest of us enjoy the best sport ever made.

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Name ONE game released for the Colosseum after the 5th century

Hey bro, didn't you hear man? They added interpolated triple vector-linearized shadow duplication on hippodrome lately!

I love the colosseum but there's a reason why the richest athlete in human history was a chariot racer

>BROOOOO did you see the way that guy turned left??? so amazing!!!!!!!
>DUDE that guy fell off his chariot and then he safely got off the track! FREAKING EPICCCCCC

luv the colosseum me
'sgot fightin
free bread
me an the lads can root for nbugu of the dry lands to score some kills
'ate 'orses

simple as

Chariot Races were the shit, though

just do colosseum things in the hippodrome
hippodrome got all its games +1
hippodrome always win

>he doesn't go fast
Makes sense the guy slow on the ground is slow in the mind as well

Gladiator and Naval Warfare port when?
the Hippodrome has better performance, yet Colocucks refuse to share their stupid exclusives

> You think it's pronounced hippodrome from Byzantium under Emperor Basil II
> When in fact...
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>Athena
Spotted the Greek

Good luck flooding the hippodrome for navel battles

Naval warfare < Horse races
user i think you might be massively homosexual

>call it hippodrome
>have horses instead of hippos
this is false advertisement

>too stupid to grasp all the layers of complexity involved in the sport
>too stupid to grasp all the layers of complexity involved in the sport
user, plebs loved chariot races due to the frequent crashes which often resulted in the death of the horses and riders ...

>Nascar with chariots