Why is this shit not being pilloried? It’s the worst game of the year

Why is this shit not being pilloried? It’s the worst game of the year.

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Because no one played the game, because no one actually has a console.

nope actually it’s a great game

>It’s the worst game of the year.
Why?

>It’s the worst game of the year
how

it has a black guy in it

>worst game of the year
compared to all the steam suffleware shit and tlou2? wtf are you talking about?

It’s a shit copy of the first game, with a worse story, shit powers and terrible character, the villains especially.

>It’s the worst game of the year.
It’s disappointing but far from worst game of the year. The combat is fun and different enough from the original to be noteworthy. The story is much worse though. The writers had no idea what to do with half of the characters and the conflict is baby’s first revenge story. I’d recommend it if you can get it on sale.

And...? Do you have something to add?

Worst game of the year is objectively TLOU2.

Because black spiderman

>the villains especiall
Maybe the worst part of the game for me

>Rhino
Hard to fuck up. He smashes shit and talks a ton of trash. I give him a Rhino out of 10
>Prowler
The game doesn’t give him nearly enough attention to be interesting and pussies out on making him evenly remotely antagonistic
>Tinkerer
literally Mister Negative’s entire story arc from the first game reused wholesale
>Roxxon guy
I don’t even remember this guys name and I’m not bothering to look it up. Basically does nothing the entire game other than be a smug cunt and then get arrested off screen because of Prowler and not you, the player. What a waste

>spiderman
OH SHIT ANOTHER SPIDEMAN GAME? SIGN ME UP
>black spiderman
sorry guys, just not in the mood for spiderman anymore idk whats wrong with me

because seeing the swagger of a black teen gives me chills every time

Are you afraid of strong, black guys, user?

>Your reward for completing all the spider-man app activities is to force you to stare at a Black Lives Matter mural for 30 seconds with Miles in a new shitty suit off to the corner

Insomniac seems incapable of doing a story that’s not the same “boo-hoo, big company/rich man wronged the little guy, now they’re out for revenge” shit every time. It was dumb with Mr. Negative, it was dumb with Dr. Octopus, it’s fucking dumb here, doubly so, in fact, because they turned Tinkerer into a sassy black bitch.

snoybros...

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i think you might be a retard

>Tinkerer’s whole big plan for the entire game was to destroy a building
>during the boss fight the dude that killed her brother tells her over the intercom that her plan was dumb and he isn’t even in the building to go down with it and they’ll just play it off as a terrorist attack and get the insurance money back
>he only loses because Prowler sells him out for a plea deal off screen
Why did the story need such high stakes when every part of it was inconsequential

No one wants to pay 50 dollars for a DLC.

Imagine defending disney capeshit. That's how fucking homosexual Snoys are.

its not a disney game dumbass

and?

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>marvel's most popular superhero
>it's not disney

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no i am saying faggots on here hate it just because you play as a black guy like it never happened before

game still was not made buy disney dumbass and yes you are cool for saying you hate disney really brave of you

sorry my dear onions-addicted user everything made in california is cool I forgot my bad, I love silicon valley and AAA games!

any more buzzwords you want to use

Not an argument

ok go think up some more we will be here

I mean,
technically no.
Spiderman belongs to Sony.