4 days until hogwarts legacy is revealed
4 days until hogwarts legacy is revealed
What are your expectations?
bitch really named the place hog warts
are there really people who are attracted to grannies?
Perfect career trajectory?
>Writes books for kids and teens.
>Translates that into one of the most profitable film franchises ever.
>"Dumbledore was gay, probs."
>LGBTQs rejoice and get milked for every last penny.
>New movies come out.
>LGBTQ crowd doesn't go see them twelve times as is the custom.
>"I see," Joan says.
>"YWNBAW."
>Gamers rejoice.
>Announces hot new game that every male will buy in triplicate.
A fun, semi-open world RPG with wizards and shit. Like that PS2 Harry Potter game.
Does she have a young daughter? Otherwise that bitches clam is dryer than the sahara.
If you buy this then you support the genocide of Trans people
I just wanna date a Hufflepuff...
yeah, I've fucked a couple lmao
Game for mentally underage gays lesbian and women.
real or shitposting? if real tell us more
I'll be sure to buy 2.
Alfred, get my credit card. I'd like to buy two copies of Hogwarts Legacy.
Better get ready to preorder then.
that would be based
I'll pirate copies to make more of them instead ;)
lets us know how you like it then user
Aparently she does.
Her children are:
>Jessica Isabel Rowling Arantes 27 yearold
>David Gordon Rowling Murray 17 yearold
>(pic related) Mackenzie Jean Rowling Murray 15 yearold
harry potter is a trash franchise for women and children, you absolute faggots lmao
Good
>*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair* Ahem, you look very lovely.
what a smug loli
>Best case Scenario
Calendar system
Spell Crafting / you gotta learn the things whether it be from npcs, teachers, or books; multiple menus to capture the variety of the things you can do (maybe like kingdom hearts?)
60-75% of the game is spent in the castle
qt3.14 wizards and witches
same wand throughout the game; impacts spell power
evil ending is use the ancient magic
nemesis system
legend of zelda overworld / dungeon setup
>Worst case scenario
they've been developing VR quidditch with the same vigor as the main game
brewing system ala Atelier
I used craigslist and plenty of fish, literally just "if you're an older gal hmu" I fucked a few on and off over the years. Best one was a catlady type skinny, god she can suck dick.
Bitch all you want, peer pressure doesn't usually effect us non-white men
I jsut googled this game and the one of the first resultsj that come up is an article on why they arent getting it and its because lady in ops picture is transphobic. I really hate these people. Thought the game looked great, tired of this shit, no ones sexuality mattered back in the day now it has to be paraded in every facet of our lives. Definitely buying this game, the crazy left fail to realize is that even though a lot of people dislike Donald Trump, they fucking hate trannies.
Also what is happening in 4 days?
You are tempting me to pre-order, user.
frick same poster here
a brewing system like atelier (herb slot, vial type) wouldn't be bad, it would be good!
Best fuck I ever had was a 40yo amateur fitness model from my gym with fake tits who was also a lawyer. She had a 20yo daughter that was expecting. She collected—literally—Funko Pops and was covered in trashy tattoos. Her pussy had zero lips, it was like something from another planet, and all of her squats and deadies meant she could deathgrip your cock right and climax. After she stopped competing (bikini, not physique), she put on weight, and her tits and ass got bigger, and I literally could not stop sneaking over to her house and fucking her. She said that was all I wanted, so I told her I wanted to make it official, and she dumped me on the spot and changed gyms. I would have married her, the nuts were that good.
The only thing I need is a good character creator. If it has that, I'll survive whatever kind of dogshit gameplay they throw at me.
If only
>men
>harry potter
nope
>If you buy this then you support the genocide of Trans people
WE ARE AIRBORNE AND INBOUND
I love people and games that have the same political opinions I do.
Also, I am the most based person on this board.
>and she dumped me on the spot and changed gyms.
what an absolute stacy lmao
Yeah. She had ten years on me, and I gave zero fucks. Would do again with some stuck up rich bimbo divorcee
didn't happen and you're gay
I was already going to buy it user, no need to try and convince me.
I will not buy it, but I will give it a 10 on metacritic