CARLOS THREAD #7?

TRAIN INCOMING

Fuck off nigger there's already one here

I KNEEL

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So... This is the power of PS5

remove the entire HUD and you could easily fool people into thinking its GTA

A bunch of dead black guys outside of a tunnel

shazam-sama... i kneel

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>level gated cyber pants

B-
BUT
BUT
B-
BUT
BUT WHO AM I-
BUT WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN?

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GAME THAT RUINED ROCKSTAR

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lol i didn't see it

WE GOT TOO COCKY CYBERBROS

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What the fuck dude? Imagine the state of this game 8 months ago, exactly when they wanted to release it. This shit has devhell written all over it.

retard started that one 100 posts before bump limit, let that one die

You don't have enough badges to pull off this look

CDPR shouldn't even bother to DMCA this garbage. We have seen enough

No destruction physics, which even 2013 games like GTA have

>need 4 tech to break into the car
>expect some mini animation of v pulling some multitool shit out or something to hack the car door open
>he just gets in the car like normal

SHAZAM I KNEEL

it looks like rage + GTA, my shitcan PC better be able to run this cartoon

DAY 1 PATCH WILL FIX THE PHYSICS ENGINE

Game looks really janky, buuuut who am I to complain?

>Run over some cops
>STEALTH

>flog your car into some guys on the side of the road
>+ stealth

>Stealth +1 for ramming people in a car

holy fuck this game is retarded

>Run people over
>Stealth stat increase

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>run over a pedestrian
>STEALTH LEVELED UP

>Vehicular manslaughter
>Stealth Lv Up

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>STEALTH
MY FUCKING SIDES

And? If there's already one go to that one you inbred mouth breathing retard

>run over a guy with a truck
>STEALTH LEVEL UP
this was absolutely designed for modern audiences lmao

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>STEALTH

So I can't even be a corpo before the story forces me into the dumb shit it wants?
Nice RPG. I don't want to blow shit up in the name of anarchy or whatever, I want to be a Corporate Agent or some shit.

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So how will all the journalists get away with giving this game 10/10, which they WILL do?

incredible physics

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>stealth

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Does anyone knows the name of the song with the "PUM PUMP SNEED"?

>sci fi game
>car are still the best weapon
Those fucking arabs are smarter than us

For a free game it's alright I guess

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PON PON SNEED

PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED

>reloads

PON PON SNEED

>back to ponpon

PON YOU I PON YOU I PON YOU

based bon bon sneed track

PON PON SNEED IS BACK ON THE MENU

WHO /PON PON/ HERE

>PON PON SNEED

Carlos has listened to us

PON PON PON!

PON PON CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PON PON BROS WE'RE BACK

So if I make a new thread right now we should all go to it? Retard. Just let the thread hit 500+ posts or you spit the threads up

PON PON SNEED, I WILL NOW BUY YOUR GAME

remember they quietly removed all references to this being a RPG a couple of years ago lol

PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED

PON PON SNEED

someone please upload that stealth clip

PON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEEDPON PON SNEED

day one patch will fix it

PON PON-TIME
BEST MUSIC IS BACK BOYS

PON PON SNEED IS BACK

PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED

>STEALTH
STEALTH
>STEALTH
STEALTH

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YADA~

USO~

HONTO?

PON PON Zig Forums SNEEDS

this song is the only thing good about this game

PON PON song is unironically the best thing in the game

Reminder that weebs run this shit. Fuck off normies.

So is this like a comedy game? I thought it was going to be serious but its pretty funny so far

>pon pon sneed
kekek they want they sneed audience

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this really doesn't sound japanese, sounds like a tranny singing it, but at least it's exposing how Zig Forums is full of ironic weeb cancer

carlos is the hero of 2020

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PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED
PON PON SNEED
>PON PON SNEED

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GET ME A SOURCE FOR PON PON SNEED

I predict PON PON PON is gonna be a meme.

its great

>more weeb cancer

PON PON SNEED

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fucking hell can this guy fuck a whore already, i want to go to bed

WHY IS CARLOS PLAYING THE GAME LIKE A FUCKING RETARD??!?!?

>PON PON SNEED

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this game is complete dogshit and an utter trainwreck but it's GOTY for PON PON SNEED alone

>PON PON SNEED
the song that saved cyberpunk

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>tfw i heard the sneed
Jesus I thought you guys were joking

it was obvious when you first heard those """"""""""japanese"""""""""""' accents

Honestly though, I don't think anyone other than Rockstar should be allowed to make open world games

this driving through the desert is getting really boring. I understand that he's a spic and is prone to reach the maps desert border but can't he do some side missions at least?

ENTERING: NINTENDO 64 ZONE

This wasn't in development for 7 years. 2-3 at best.

ITS ALL FUCKING DESERT

>get's out of the car
>music stops immediately

So the radios don't seem to randomize the songs...

I FUCK YOU I FUCK YOU

There are already videos of that and its not as good as you think it is.

Have you seen how fucking fast these threads get replies? 100 replies in literally 5 minutes, fucking retard

we're seeing more of the game organically from him dicking around than we would from him playing all the boring ass scripted moviegame sequences

>PON PON SNEED
jesus fuck this stream is hilarious

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anyone make a webm of carlos running some cop over and the notice saying STEALTH

He got bored of playing the story

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THE DAY 1 PATCH
TH-
THE DAY 1 PATCH
IT WILL FIX IT WILL FIX THE VISUALS
IT WILL FIX THE PHYSICS
IT WILL ADD NPCS
IT ILL REMOVE ALL BUGS
IT ILL ADD NIGHTTIME
IT WILL ADD FORESKIN
TH-
THE DAY 1 PATCH

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OH MY GOD THE FUCKING CAMERA BLOCKED THE CAR

This, someone with an account tell him to hit up some whores already

>*boing*

Is MOST of this map fucking EMPTY DESERT?

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>open world but not really
Guess they really meant it when they called it an action story game

Camera>Car

Is this guy just going to aimlessly drive around the desert all day?

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did CDPR finally give up? they cant stop Carlos from saving us all $60

>he can't see you if he's dead, it makes perfect sense.

day one patch for continued music

>stream is more fun than the game
maybe zoomers are onto something...

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