AAAAAAAAAA

The missions were boring shit with all the talking and bloated dialogue

all the shitposting is about superficial crap like slow loading models and console jank. thats a non-issue on PC.

It will probably be even buggier, but "fixed" faster.

only thing bloated is your mother from all the cum

I would love to be fucked by a hot woman

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>day one patches
This should not even be a thing.
The absolute state of the video games industry.

How are they going to fix that terrible motioncap animations?
Did they hire new people and redid it?
How are they going to fix the awful story? Did they re-write the game in the last month?
How are they going to fix the physics just not working? Did they re-coded the entire physics part of the game as well over the psat month?

there's absolutely nothing wrong with day 1 patches

I wonder will they give honest reviews for the ps4 version?

Literally yes, this kind of thing has happened with several games, even this year. Do you not play video games at all?

Cuck Carlos is just sad he played like a retard for hours and didn't accomplish anything

Source my ass? Day 1 patches dont fix shit.

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Be real for minute and forget memes and OH NO NO NO NO. Is anyone genuinely sad this turned out so bad?

screencapping these so i can have a laugh on Wednesday

No, because my pc can't handle it

PS5's fault

I never cared about it in the first place.

Modern gaming is cancer
>dude just wait for the day 1 patch
40 years from now this will be a completely broken unplayable game

>why would people 40 years from now want to play this?
Tona of people still play nes games right?

I was earlier this year but considering the shift from rpg to fps they took this year I'm actually glad it's shit

day one debooooonked

Where did this day one patch bullshit come from anyway?

"It's fine for my video games to come out broken and buggy day one."

the
>we can patch/fix this later
mentality is detrimental, regardless of the industry that you work on

bigger games, more problems.

Yes. Not sure why anyone would want something to be bad. Why not hope it's good and look forward to a new game to sink into? Autism, zero friends, and virginity are quite the fucking concoction. The game does look pretty shit unfortunately

Are you going to cry when you are wrong?

you've never played video games if you genuinely think this.

for the last gen of consoles it will be boarder line unplayable.

guys guys, the reason the have a day 1 patch instead of just having it ready out of the box is to combat leaks like this one. guys i swear it isn't because they're incompetent they literally just think one step ahead of the game, or 100gb so to speak. guys i swear the most ambitious game of the year is going to hold up to our expectations this time i swear

So is Judy bi or pure dyke?

No, Trump lost and Cyberpunk is shit
Deal with it chud

the version that gets burnt to disk has to be technically stable to pass certification, that's all. it can have all the animation bugs in the world, as long as it doesn't brick consoles. it's probably a months old build. it's how it works for every game.
im a game reviewer, and i literally have to play on a dev-build version sent by CDPR. i'm not playing on current retail code.

>we can remove his liver and replace it with another one and we'll check if it's compatible and actually working next month when we have the time.
>we can serve this lunch and finish cooking it in the next few hours
>we can sell this car and add the brakes later on when they're needed

HE DOWNLOADED THE 43GB PATCH YOU FUCKING RETARDS

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HOW DARE YOU

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Some user said the recorded the whole thing, does Carlos say that at some point? If true that amount of copium about to go down will be legendary

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thats not the day 1 patch, retard. it's literally in the name.

OH NONONONONONONO WE GOT TOO COCKY, SONYBROS!!!!!

>REAL DAY 1 PATCH has never been tried
OH NO NO NO NO

>it's how it works for every game.
It didn't work like that until 7th gen when publishers decided to "go gold" before the game was fucking done. Used to be you had to, you know, actually fucking finish it before printing and selling it.

Buggy is one thing, this has enemies floating during combos, T-posing NPCs, floating bikes that don't run, police spawning out of nowhere, dying randomly, etc.

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Based cumflation chad.

>he has downloaded the patch that CDPR has said will be on launch day
????????????????

Sure but nes games are good.

>that pepe
>that filename
Spotted the shill

but did he have the second day 1 patch?

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I understand he just likes vidya games and would like the optimal experience for this game, even if this supposed day 1 patch or pc version does jack shit to fix anything.

Proof?

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Why should something that's coming out need a patch on day 1.
It's over, game sucks

what a terrible analogy, you're comparing a digital product to physical things which are guaranteed to break down