Jesus Christ are you kidding me?

Jesus Christ are you kidding me?

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Me and EVERYONE I KNOW are still buying it day 1. Cope harder, repost that same clip all you want. We know the game's gonna be great and revolutionary

The varied gameplay, the dense, hyper-detailed city, the branching narrative paths. Can't wait to turn night city upside down as a corpo next week!


Gonna make myself a big dick futa sexy bitch and there is nothing and I mean nothing that you Zig Forumstards can do to stop me!

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For me? It's the turbo-roundabout
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every1 plays this game wrong, don't just apply simple soultions and expect everything to go smoothly. try to analyse WHY traffic is focused in any area. typically it's industry exporting / importing goods because you don't have any local resource industry like forestry industry on forest-filled tiles. districts and one way systems, policies like the one that denies trucks... then build buses routes from residential areas to hospitals/offices/schools. you might think all this shit is arbitrary but my god, the citizens will use the stuff.

god, the traffic management in this game is cancer

it's the most fun part of the game and the only thing that prevents players from building enormous cites with ease. sorry u got filtered

I want to build pretty things and autistically move trees and curve walkways in my parks, not manage traffic

well make traffic not so ugly next time.

Gotta have merge lanes, man.

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andthats why you got filtered, maybe request the game make an "easy mode"

everytime you put a two-lane turn on a road you slow traffic down

You literally can't get filtered in a game with no losing conditions. I just dislike traffic management, not sure why you're so mad about it.

It really isn't fun. It requires effort and thought processing. It can be rewarding. It's time consuming and tedious, and if you think hours put into a game equates to fun then sure you might think it's fun, but it's not actually fun.

we have this in Australia, whats wrong with this ?

Look closer.

I just make my cities wide as Hell, never have to worry about traffic pretty much so I never got the autism about it.

In Melbourne bridges like these over the freeway are usually longer to allow for more traffic and will have custom-fit lanes to wait in, but you're right in reality this can work. In this game traffic is just a bitch to deal with and can never be perfect, especially when there is literally only one route as shown here

>highway off ramp straight into an intersection
don't do that
also, you can turn the middle of that bridge into a two land road as the 3rd lane will be used by the off ramps

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>stack interchange
Nigga how do you even build that?

I dont want my citizens to be poorfag nigger busriders

looks like bad AI or bad planning because in real life not everyone is using the exact same offramps at the same time

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I wish there was more to Cities Skylines than traffic management

I'm gonna be sick.

who let the waterpark engineers design an interchange?

Los Santos, is that you?

Me and EVERYONE I KNOW are still buying it day 1. Cope harder, repost that same clip all you want. We know the game's gonna be great and revolutionary

The varied gameplay, the dense, hyper-detailed city, the branching narrative paths. Can't wait to turn night city upside down as a corpo next week!


Gonna make myself a big dick futa sexy bitch and there is nothing and I mean nothing that you Zig Forumstards can do to stop me!

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so that's the reason they're so good at drift

It's like Midgar if Shinra made their billions in traffic infrastructure.

The problem I've always found with the transportation systems in this game is budget. It's prohibitively expensive to set things up early so traffic doesn't get too bad and the system becomes unfixable, but it's also prohibitively expensive to demolish everything and make the roads actually work. You make jack shit for money from everything and roads cost a mint.