See this in real life

>see this in real life
what do?

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If snoy won't make roach-proof vents I'll just make vent-proof roaches

Cup and sheet of paper

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Milk it

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Kill myself because if I'm seeing Turkish people I must be in Turkey

>there have been roaches in my house as long as I've been alive

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I spread my wet pussy lips and push the cockroach deep inside. My wetness is a perfect breeding ground for more eggs. I masturbate furiously as more cockroachs come out of my wet dripping egg infested vagina.

Tell it to fuck off back to Turkey.

make it fight with this

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Try to kill it even if it disgusts me and cook it. Might be good

the ptsd is kicking in

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return whatever sony product I purchased

Since I have cockroach phobia probably faint

What's this noise I'm hearing inside my head

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TASTE IT

BUG PUSSY

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Make cheese out of its milk

Attempt to put a bucket over it

I draw my good old slipper.

tell charlie to come check it out.
based

The worm

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Pull out a slightly bigger boot

That's just a moth wanting to mate

exterminate

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>Milk it
You misunderstand, roach milk isn't the milk of roaches, it's a liquid made from crushed up roaches. Sort of like soi milk is made from crushed up soi beans.

You fool! any creature can be milked if your will is strong enough
We need not kill the roach

Not get near that thing because that's a retarded thing to do

Yell EDF! While blowing half my teammates away with a "well positioned" artillery strike.