So true

so true

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why does man 1 want 3 consoles
man if I had a decent toolbox and a backyard I'd be doing so much shit
I'm tired of living in appartments

I actually want a Porsche or BMW M but I can't afford them

Looks like the one on the right also wants a membership to the YMCA

IM A BIG MAN AND I NEED A BIG SHREDDER

if you didn't steal your tools from your employer you're a pussy

I have a basic ass tool set but i'm not a laborer so i'm just going to pay someone to do manual labor.

And both of those are ultimately meant to help him spend some quality time away from you, dumb femoid.

same bro i bought a basic 30€ toolset and be done with it

based and redpilled

eh not a dewalt fan

I already have a set of tools

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what kind of basedboy doesnt have any tools

Dewalt is just rebranded black and decker trash tho?

But I want Milwaukee

Milwaulkee or Hilt
not that dewalt trash

I mean Dewalt is fine but why would you "want" that over mac/snapon/cornwell?Cornwell?

Also none of you faggots even use tools

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Hilti*

What I really want

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>dewalt

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Pretty much

Miluakee/Makita are far superior

T. Tradesman

Why are you fucking with a yard truck?

Shits gonna break if you ever have to use it, shouldve spent that $30 on some drugs or something

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A pregnant horse?

>muh man

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Thats my job homie

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This, not even a fan of american stuff, but the Milwaukee Fuel line is top tier

I just want to grill. So i'd prefer a ps5 since it gets hot enough to bring burgers to temp

I get the Porsche but why a BMW. It's as expensive as the porsche except it's trash.

lmao

Different stokes for different folks

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Haha.

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if i was her and id be like aight
i mena it's not like the money is going anywhere

>tool truck electric junk
no one except absolute idiots use that trash, milwaukee probably has 98% of the industry covered at this point.

Leaf blowers are the single most useless thing ever created, and I post on Zig Forums.

Yeah them canadians could just jack off like the rest of us

what I want

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yeah I guess tasteless retards need cars too

Have you ever worked in a body/mechanic shop?
Cornwell doesn't even make electric tools either.

A mare that I will get pregnant

I already have the tools on the right.

She should learn how to do manual labor too if she cares that much about it

I already have tools.
And never use them.

My preference for video games over other things is part of why I'm nobody's man.

that's a lot of cyberpunk toys

>any man wanting cheap walmart power tools
lol

I could only begin to imagine how physically repulsive you must be to make a joke like that and think its funny

>console or ok-tier tools
So both men are poor fags, got it.

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what i want ;_;
can;t even find the webm anymore

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That's the hard part, coming up with a project. I made a squirrel bar once but birds quickly trashed it.

and you'll keep buying that same 30 dollar tool set for the next 50 years because you have nothing going on in your brain

damn his clothes grew up with him, i want some too

Both have the same number of games

What kind of man doesn't already have his own tools?

I'm 8'3 300lbs that can benchpress 250lbs. I have a hunchback and am whiter then you will ever be euromutt

This

who /ryobi/ here?
best bang for your buck by far
it's like the gamepass for power tools

if you'd really let your misses do shit around the house like that whilst you sat on your ass, then you're a bitch

>CONSOOM vs COSNOOM
whoa
profound

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Shame about that, user.
Apart from replacing the odd broken step, mine just collect dust.

I don't.

When did tools start looking like toys

toolfags are the original funko s01boys, they only buy their shit to show you how clean their tool shed is, telling you it's an investment "just in case" but at the same time they prefer to just buy new things when they broke their shit.

Those are some funny shaped electric dildos

>AAAAHHHH IM GONNA CONSTRUUUUUUUUUCT

>misses
Are we in underclass hours?