Start MGS3

>start MGS3
>click on 'New Game'
>A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME
>DIRECTED BY HIDEO KOJIMA
>intro cutscene
>30 minutes later the cutscene is still playing
>turn the """"game"""" off
Ah yes, video games. Thanks for recommending me this video game, boomers.

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>put in mgs2 disc
>play first area lots of cutscenes and dialogue about shit I don't know or care about
>my guy canonically dies and I now have to play as a tranny
wtf why is japan so fucking weird ffs
fuck you kojimbo

MGS3 is a zoomer game, it was made after 2001

Right, because one-year-olds obviously play MGS3.

>Getting filtered by credits

>attention span so comically miniscule that you can't keep focused without relentless onslaughts of bingbingwahoo to wake you up every seconds
You're the reason games are shit

>Start MGS3
>Click on New Game
>Goes back to the title screen

Literally just press start to skip

My first PS2 game and you are 100% right.

Now what do you have to say about Pokemon Ruby and Sapphire?

>start playing mgs3 again the other day, european extreme
>having fun throwing poisonous snakes at slavs and feeding rotten food to guards i starved by blowing up their pantry
>forget what the pain's camo does
>equip it
>call sigint
>"It gives you control of hornets dog"
>what
>shoot hornet's nest directly above me
>they follow me around
>almost get spotted by some starving russian soldier
>he gets attacked by hornets

you do know you can skip the cutscenes right

>>my guy canonically dies

Snake doesn't die

yes he does

then why does he show up later in MGS2 and is in MGS4?

>inb4 you quote the lying Patriot AI and say "but Snake died on the tanker 2 years ago"

Then who is Old Snake in MGS4?

Why would you do such a thing in a fucking MGS game ? Just tell him to play something else, but skipping the story in a story-driven game is so retarded I can't even fathom it

MGS gets a pass cause it was vidya gaem movies before most vidya were movies

The game itself is the zoomer

i mean if your replaying the game and want to get into the gameplay it makes sense

This but in the HD collection.

Read the OP again, it's either a bait or a zoomer trying the game for the first time

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>mgs5
>starts mission 1 of 40
>directed by hideo kojima
>starts mission 2 of 40
>directed by hideo kojima
>starts mission 3 of 40...

?

david hayter self insert

People say R/S are zoomer. By your logic they aren't because "one oyear olds play R/S yeah amIrite?"

Face it or not, MGS3 and RSEFRLG are zoomer. EVERYTHING AFTER 2001 IS ZOOMER.

>Try to play MGS2 or 3 with a modern controller
>Can't use any of the pressure sensitive actions without using janky workarounds
Really future-proofing your games there

>mission 1 ends
>directed by hideo kojina
>mission 2 ends
>directed by hideo kojima
>mission 3 ends..

Are you seriously trying to compare MGS3 to fucking Pokemon?

D/P is the zoomercore Pokémon game

MGS series is literally the first movie games but its ok when Japan does it

That's the dumbest fucking take I ever read

Go away

>load up 5
>shitty cutscenes aren't too long so its ok
>stealth action game so that's cool
>10 minutes into a section, realize there isn't a quicksave
>if i die, i have to replay 10 mins of inane shit
>uninstalled

*if i die i have to replay the helicopter ride