Keanu Reeves constantly walks into CDPR office and asks to play Cyberpunk 2077
>actor keeps walking in the office in work hours and he wants to play Cyberpunk 2077 on PC >"Keanu doesn't understand how hard are we working, he kicks chairs and grumbles that he wanna play" >actor grumbles very loudly that he's bored and says "someone else can walk, I'll just shoot" >when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way
I hear he also forced them to take out a whole series of quest lines involving LGTB characters because it was, "The big gay."
Xavier Cook
As funny this stories are, Keanu loves the T in lgbtq+. He would demand more trannys.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
>when someone leaves the computer he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", he once deleted some important files in that way That's quality big dick energy.
>He once deleted files that way Fucking hysterical
Adam Young
>he sits on his place, launches CP2077 demo and says "this game is about me", Donald Trump may be gone but his spirit will live forever
Justin Cruz
Based on the leaks he probably deleted the physics engine.
Charles Rivera
That's insane!
I actually saw Keanu at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I always thought about how if a celebrity ever ended up doing exactly this to someone, noone would believe the person it happened to
Cooper Diaz
I too get my news from the onion!
Dylan Morales
>Thinking I believe everything I read on the internet >Hurt Durr I'm on Zig Forums yet can't understand the concept of fun Kill yourself cringe bot
Robert Sanders
I believe keanu loves LOAF
Jack Murphy
Neck yourself bilblow fagins
David Harris
Why would someone just go on the Internet and lie user? That makes no sense!
Bentley Rodriguez
This would literally make me buy the game but we live in a sad world where the most obvious and common thing always occurs instead of the interesting fun option
Angel Torres
>devs suck up to le ebin celebrities >celebrity they love the most actually doesn't give a shit and fucks around hahaha what cucks
Gabriel Powell
This is the solid foundation of the Bill Murray meme. "Nobody will ever believe you"
Cooper King
Sadly this explains the current state of the game pretty well.
Ryan Kelly
Those files he deleted were the day 1 patch, I presume.
I heard he convinced around 48 people, including children, into commiting suicide telling them the Matrix was real. He also wanted to put the video tapes in the extras. Is this true?
In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
