Oh the camera is on

>Oh the camera is on
>The camera was on the whole time huh?

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staged as fuck. but he has some balls to pull shit like that to get attention

How did this man defeat the IRS?

Nah that's a real fapping face

No, it's just a dumb mistake that benefited him. That's Phil's whole life, really.

I miss making fun of DSP

Imagine knowing this little about him that you think that.

yeah he fapped but he knew the camera was on

Me too but he's pretty boring now

im too old to care for fat literal whos

imaging knowing anything about the life of someone who will never impact yours

who the fuck jacks off right before streaming

God I wish the video had been wider and you could have seen him knocking one out to midget porn, no way would he have been able to come back from that.

Phil is just uncancellable. He is so dumb and lucky that its almost amazing

I also think it was fake.

He "cums" and in like 3 seconds turns the stream back on. I don't know about you guys but when I cum there's some clean up.

Where did his jizz go? Did he just cum on his legs and not clean it up? This is never explained and nobody brings it up. It makes no sense.

Then stop posting about them lol

>he doesn't know that Phil is actually a genius that has been playing 5D chess the whole time
NGMI

Huge stress relief. Whenever I have to train classes and do big presentations at my job, I tend to blast rope before as well.

good old DrySeedPhil doesnt need any clean up

>Imagine knowing this little about him
Why tf would anyone care about this? Do zoomers really?

A condom
Or maybe he came in his hand so he could have a nice meal later

>DrySeedPhil

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Friendly reminder that Phil is a troll.

When the whole universe dies the heat death, Philbert will still be sitting in the void flailing his arms complaining about he didnt block the supernova but it didnt work

Who the fuck jerks off into a condom. Nobody does that.

ESPECIALLY not DSP. A condom is like $2

cared enough to open the thread and start posting

He came in his underwear. He was going to stream while sitting in his jizz soaked boxers. Imagine the stench.

LMFAO thats really the only reason why i would believe he doesnt do it. I bet you can get a sweaty wrestling man jpg for 2 bucks

>heat death of the universe
>dark souls 1 redemption run #49678
>finally redeemed as there is no one in the chat to guide him through it

There are people who just cum on the carpet, disgusting as that might sound. DSP strikes me as a slob that could do something like that.

Do you think Khet and Phil had sex once? I cant imagine this man has any libido whatsoever besides jerking off

He doesn't look at his cock to see where the jizz goes at all. In fact he doesn't even make any motion to tuck his cock away possibly suggesting he's bottomless completely while streaming.

His heads back, he cums, he leans forward and starts the stream. That's animalistic savage behaviour.

DSP will still be streaming at 60 years old and aspie trolls will continue to seethe.

Im pretty sure he fucking scammed the devil himself and now posesses his luck