Zig Forums: I hate random crits!

Zig Forums: I hate random crits!
Uncle Dane: I hate random crits!
Zig Forums: I love random crits!

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It's more like
Uncle Dane: I hate random crits!
Reddit: I hate random crits!
Zig Forums: I love random crits!

I love playing a much better Valve game instead: Dota 2!

I think people here are more bothered by how assmad he is about random crits. tf2 has much bigger problems than the existence of random crits after all

Zig Forums has never blubbered about crits, that is e-sport faggotry

Ive always loved random crits, its an absolute dopamine rush when you kill a group of clustered idiots with 1 crit grenade
>bububut what about when it happens to YOU
oh boo hoo i have to wait 20 seconds to play again. grow up.

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Anyone else hate how valve sometimes makes weapons borderline unusable?

I don't like random crits and some faggot who started playing in 2012 had no bearing on my opinion. The dude was a literal F2P babby.

Random crits and random bullet spread ruin the game. Anyone who says otherwise is a tranny who wants them to stay because it's the only way they can get kills.

>TF2 thread
>it's about random crits

the only thing i dislike about crits is how it greatly benefits explosive weapons more than regular weapons
>fire a crocket or sticky into a crowd
>get 5 kills because it does 195 with no falloff
>fire a crit shotgun at someone
>you either kill 1 person, severely wound 1 person, or deal 4 damage to 1 person because the bullets decided to not bother registering for some retarded reason
regardless, this whole issue is pointless considering bots are still running the show for the most part while valve does absolutely nothing about them
i haven't been able to play a single game of tf2 without running into 6+ of these fuckers ever since they first showed up when they crashed servers whenever people tried to kick them

Reminder

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Over a decade of random crits and fags are still crying
go back to your safespace servers

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There is nothing wrong with crits
It's a casual game

Crits are good for the longevity of the game because they allow pubbers to dab on pubstompers who have 1000+ hrs of experience, a medic gf, and 10k kills stranges

Yeah

>disable random crits
>faggots with crithacks are stuffed
fuck you nigger soldier that crits every 2 rockets.

i wish 90% of the weapons in the game weren't literal dogshit
why would you ever use pic related for example?

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very based

As a sniper main, random crits are bullshit.
getting an instant melee kill when I should be dead as dirt when a spy,soldier, or scout flanks me is kind of wrong.

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idk about now, but the shortstop was broken as fuck on release. 4 shot scattergun with the reload speed of a pistol? How do you beat that?

there should be a sandman in there

lmao this image is still making the rounds?
I made the first version with only the sniper, amby and crockets.

I have virtually every demoman cosmetics and yet I can't seem to think of any worthwhile sets since the valve (nuTF-team) keeps adding niggerish cosmetics all the damn time to demo.
like what is this faggot shit, why are they SO FUCKIGN INCOMPENTANT AT ADDING ANYTHING THAT@S GOOD, FUc juopiesah80ogbedawy9qjhnwqA\UGHB HIUYGDRFWAQOHBWARQNYPK

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kys newfag retard

their choices in what cosmetics that get in have been dogshit for a while now, and the ones that do get in that are decent get arbitrarily split up into different rarity tiers because everything needs to copy cs:go's fuckawful case system

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just dress his up as a scotsman

return to tradition
return to demopan

I hate random crits on melee
t. spy main

>Instakill classes complaining about random instakills

i find it amazing how demopan isn't considered retarded looking by modern tf2 standards nowadays

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You know what's worse than random crits?
Some faggot f2p Spy stabbing you in the back, even though you're surrounded by your team, and getting instantly gibbed. Good job faggot, now we're both dead

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To be fair, a f2p sacrificing himself for a kill on a topscoring sniper main is a pretty good trade.

The worst thing is having a heated 1v1 with another power class and losing it because some cunt across the map pumped a charged bodyshot into you.

That's what I did. Looks good if I had to say

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makes me sad how shit they made the caber

I never cared about random crits they're funny as fuck when you get a crit rocket on 5 and taunt

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>no caber

as funny as launching through the skybox to delete a medic was, it could never last

no fun allowed faggot, now go back to spamming stickies

>a cl_interp abusing kunai spy walking at you with his knife out after he already absorbed 500 hp from a clueless heavy and soldier immediately before facing you

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>opposite team has a friendly or two
>the teams and the friendlies get assblasted if they die
>try my best as an engineer to comply
>sometimes need to switch my loadout for these fucks
>always ends with either the opposite team destroying my sentry anyways or the friendly literally backstabbing me
For FUCKS sake I hate these faggots

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