Just got it for free on GOG, what am I in for?
The Witcher
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The best Witcher.
Worst combat.
Best story.
Ultimate eurojank.
rhythm game set in east europe with bad voice acting
Depends.
Are you a boomer that autistically hates everything past 2010? Best Witcher.
Are you a zoomer that autistically hates everything pre-2010? Worst Witcher
Are you someone with good taste? Shit game either way
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> got it for free on GOG
Wow, a $1 game for free, you must be lucky
Eurojank:the game
The good points:
- actually interesting and "difficult" choices. There is actually no best path, so just be yourself.
- the story is fun and actually engaging
- you get attached to some of the characters
- music is really good, visuals are a bit dated but the 2D artwork is really nice.
- writing and dialogue is alright and sometimes even funny
The bad points:
- bland voice acting
- there is about 4 different models for NPCs, so get ready to see the same faces a lot
- combat is laughably repetitive
- ... which wouldn't be so bad if one area of the game wasn't crawling with bad, underleveled monsters that you can kill in one hit
- sidequests are more like a grind than actually developing the story
- act III and act IV feel more like a really, really long stretch to artificially extend the game
All in all, a fun experience but dated gameplay hinders replayability.
Seems most of the bad things were corrected in Assassins of Kings, though, so you might want to just power through it to play the better sequel
Ignore retards whining about combat. It's no less complex or engaging than Morrowind's combat and nobody talks shit about that game.
It's the only decent CDPR game. Just change voice acting to Polish.
What's wrong with Assassins of Kings
>nobody talks shit about that game.
No, you just refuse to listen to criticism about the game, shitter
Literally the only "criticism" Morrowind gets is retards indirectly complaining about not knowing what the green bar is for.
Unironically, if you're not a pole/don't speak english please don't bother with the game.
>Why yes I did support the Elves before humans in all 3 games, how could you tell?
because no one asked but you still won't shut the fuck up about it
I'm about to suck my girlfriends cock. What am I in for?
Comfy ost that makes you nostalgic for Eastern Europe although you're not even European.
being gay
Gay boomer trash
A rhythm game with a hilarious sex trading card side objective
>supporting elves in the Witcher universe
You obviously haven't read the books
Elves are absolute shitbags
>4 hours
It's honestly worth it
>
Maybe if I was retarded
Humans are the real invaders of the Witcher universe. Elves are much more beautiful, advanced and sophisticated than humans, that's why they can be so cruel against them, they're literal animals in comparison.
>what am I in for?
get ready to get comfy
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Is TW2 the closest game to the books?
storywise tw1 is, it's literally retelling of the books
Well yes but it’s also why it’s not close, it is heavy on retcon
TW2 feels more like a legitimate follow up,