SHAZAM! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

SHAZAM! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

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That's an awful score considering the hype.

>Critics paid to give the game a high score
Shazambros...

Cope.

Shazam never said the game wouldn't receive high scores from paid shills

Media review does not fucking matter. Only a idiot pay attention to this morons.
Waiting for the User Score.

Dial8

If it wasn't for bugs, this would have been easily a 95

Haven't you learned from Tlou 2?

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Oh shit, just logged onto Zig Forums. Going to be a fun, cope-filled day here.

holy sweet Francis Ford Cope-polla

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lmao cope lvls to the max xD

Holy SHIT this cope

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literally on par with
>TRUMP GOT MORE VOTES THAN ANY REPUBLICAN NOMINEE EVER!!!!!!

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>coping this hard
OH NO NO NO

IGN gave advanced warfare a 9.1. literally noone cares

this

shazam won

you will never be a woman

>it doesn't have to fail criticly

>SHAZAM! WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID OF?

I'm right here. What's the matter? nervous?

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The media said hwat? The Media said Cyberpunk 2077 is a 90?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

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>i-it's only 91/100 h-haha
holy mother of tranny copes

AW and WW2 were the last good CoD games

>already went down 2 points

pepelaugh its going under 88 today

DELET-

not as much as Giuliani wants to be anyway

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>only 91
>scores blotted by bloggers and twitch celebs giving out "100" because cdpr was nice enough to give them the jacket with the game.

Now do the other 30 reviews

FPBP

>b.b.but papa bezos is selling the game GOOD!
Lmao, fucking slave your life is more cyberpunk than this piece of shit game.

Oh no sweetie, you see, you are the one who has to prove this game is a masterpiece because i already know it´s a mediocre piece of shit.

Your move, if you dare.

>Metallica made 6 great albums
>made 1 mediocre one
>this means they're a mediocre band
Ok. Do me a favor and put on a trip so I can filter your idiocy.

>I trust reviewers now because it fits my agenda
Fuck off cybertranny, lets wait for the real reviews to come in.

You faggots are something else. Even if this game had gotten a 100/100 you'd still call it shit, say the reviewers were bought by CDPR, or just straight up say they're wrong and the game is still shit.

90 is a legitimately good score, especially since the reviewers played the unpatched game, and you still act as if the game was badly received.

>CP2077 sells nicely
scores don't mean anything, it's still shit
>CP2077 doesn't sell nicely
no one is playing it, I knew it was shit

Just admit you fucked up. Shazam is dead

>only 1 after the literallywho's paid 100
eh. it might fall in the orange when the less normie review drops. I mean, come one, ign ITALIA? Carole Quintaine? My mom could enter a score in metacritics these days.

It's being inflated with scores like this

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And these

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because the reviews are in fact paid
and the game is in fact crap with boring gameplay, haven't you seen any of the reviews? do i really need to remind of you things like fallout 4 release?

>Critic reviews

That's it it's over! Cyberpunk is the best game ever created?!

i meant any of the streams

yeah, I bet the positive reviews for your favourite game aren't paid though, right?

Where are the console reviews

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>it isn't perfect
>100/100
The absolute state of bought reviews

well my fav game actually has an userscore higher than the critic one, do you think cyberpunk can achieve the same thing? I doubt it

Never trust critic reviews
You can generally trust the user reviews

>It isn't perfect
>100/100

It has a little something for everyone.

Truth

>user reviews are better
yeah, sure, as if review bombing wasn't a thing

NOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR TROONTANIC DELETE THIS

Metacritic has a weighting system for outlets.
A Literaly Who's review is worth less than a big publication's.