Cyberflunk

>thinks borderlands 2 humor is "soulful"
fix your autism, user.... jesus...

so much cringe

>Imagine suing them and the lawyer in court has to read out word-for-word subjection B paragraph E "You totes don't have the right to sue, shuck bruh." because the entire EULA agreement is written in cringe dialogue

To be a fly on that wall.

*Subsection B
Pardón me.

Mega cringe. Diversity hires are "working" too hard.

Yikes

that's just a shorter version of the usual massive document.

Have a laugh once in a while, i heard it's good for your health

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It'll probably be the first time someone reads a ToS who's not a lawyer.

its cringey, not funny. fix your autism.

Does it make you mad when people laugh at things you don't find funny? Autistic retard.

This whole game is a one big CRINGE

Those diversity hires really paying off here

Cringe, just imagine how awful the writing in the game itself will be.

SJW writing is fucking dogshit even when they're not being political, it stands out like a sore thumb in everything. They like shitty quips, XD random garbage and reddity quirkiness on top of characters talking in ways that nobody would ever talk.

no. i just like to make sure other anons know they are autistic, autist. i bet you have gamer posters on your wall, and pop figures on a shelf, too...

it gives me "RAWR XD SO RANDOM" mid-2000s internet vibes.

>Not listing Transphobic
Another thing for ResetEra to be pissed about.

>alright
>load of corpo talk
>kinda like
>right?
>'member
>ya
>hey
>ya
>asking'
>ya
>knock yourself out
>this is cute
>okay?
>tryna
Holy fucking christ what a cringe fuckfest.
I cannot believe based nigger Pondsmith actually went with this childish embarrassment for his IP
What in goddam hell happen to CDPR? Since when they became such a pathetic company??
This embarrassing writing is forever linked to the game now.

Based user

Already done better decades ago

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Wtf is this borderlands shit?

in a child's game, simple short lines

Based CDPR dabbing on shazamiggers.

Imagine reading a terms and service. Seek help and dilate

same as you sperging out

cringe but noticing is more cringe

I'm not responsible for a million dollar product that will exist forever user, its a little bit different. Maybe you are unable to understand that.

What the fuck should we have on our walls? Pictures of our kids? Fucking loser.

Because they want to cover their asses. If you owned a huge company you'd do the same thing.

Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to improve yourself to be the best man you can. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. Pass the time. You're a ResetEra tranny.

You're bored, posting on Reddit about how 7 year old transitioners are valid and not even really accomplishing anything from it, just soothing your constant need to be a cunty, gamered attention whore. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and disgusting. You spent the last six hours talking about your diaper fetish while sending anime girl emojis or some stupid bullshit, posting selfies of your gross hon horseface and getting hugboxed by your ResetEra tranny friends. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a hairy dick and balls between your legs that guarantees you'll never be a real woman.

And then you see real men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.

And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realize you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a delusional fail-male.

So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a ResetEra tranny.

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>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T MAKE THE TERMS OF SERVICE FUN TO READ! NO FUN ALLOWED!

Can they not get into legal trouble for regarding the age restriction in such a laissez faire way?

not reading this fanfic shit

how many times a day do you think about trannies? do you know how uncommon they are? stop wasting your time

I don't even want to play this game but this is objectively soul.

I'm gonna kms soon anyways bitch, who cares?

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