It took me way too long to figure out how to enter this painting in Mario 64

I'll never forgive you retards for misusing this term so badly.

missed opportunity

wtf???

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Why are zoomers so dumb?

Go take your miralax grandpa

Bros, why do the signs not want to talk about crawling? What does it mean? What is this lore?
There are even multiple signs in the game that are circumspect about crawling.

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can any of the experts itt explain how to get past Wario? I've been stuck here for days

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This reminded me of some like Tumblr profile or something that was a parody of DYKG that was unironically funny but I'm struggling to find it. All I remember is that the name was basically DKYG more or less, just using different words

there's a bunch of parody images using "did yuo know gaming"

No, it's just a stupid meme.

Yeah I know but it was like a series using the same template but the name was something else yet similar.

May be a badly translated japanese joke like the sign that says don't run in the halls.
My best guess is that it would be considered humiliating for mario to crawl since the player has a full view of his ass.

>he didn't find the second castle

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I think it was DYKG is a Nazi, but I could be wrong

Because Mario crawling around like a baby is kinda silly and not useful at all.

>not useful

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All I remember is that the name had the same meaning, just using slightly different words.

A shame he missed out on all those japan exclusive levels

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Anyone who has ever told you you were funny, was mistaken or lying.

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step 1: say 'Mario' 10 times out loud

Yoshi kills himself at the end.

don't do this, it makes mario bleed hyperrealistic blood and makes it impossible to turn off the console even by unplugging

You can literally walk in there. Crawling doesn't change your collision.

"didn't you know?"

So I found the Luigi cap but any bros who can help me with finding his overalls?

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>figure out
Nobody figured this out. It's so obscure and no hints about it exist aside from one vague comment from a Toad who only exists during a short window of time. There's no way that anyone stumbled across it by accident, either, it's too specific.
Everyone who knows about this only knows because someone else told them. When I was younger I asked around about this and ended up in some shitty Zelda side quest looking for answers.
>asked my friend, his brother told him
>asked his brother, his friend told him
>asked his friend, his dad told him
>asked his dad, he doesn't remember
I've looked everywhere for the origin of this knowledge, but I haven't found anything. Nintendo Power, strategy guides, FAQs don't even mention this painting. The worst part of all this is that I don't remember all the steps to get in.