Ranked mode

>Ranked mode
>Vs. the "sweatiest", NEET manchildren who play the game 7 hours a day and have been doing it since release, and have played the previous games in the series competitively. THIS CAN BE FUN, IM NOT SHITTING ON PLAYING GAMES COMPETITIVELY, but this will require hours of research, learning the games meta, learning matchups, and depending on how unbalanced the specific game is you may need to drop your character/remake your team/etc entirely.

>Unranked Freeplay mode
>Literal 10 year olds who don't know how to play and don't even care, that and whatever drunken old normalfag stumbled upon this game at his buddy's house and decided to try playing online while shit faced. No fun whatsoever to play because there's 0 satisfaction from defeating people who seem to just hit buttons at random with no hint of any underlying strategy or skill

Is it possible to make something in the middle? I know there's probably a lot of other guys out there who know what I mean.

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user-made rooms

................ Oh yeah I forgot.

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no, cause you've hidden your face so that means you're ugly

Instead of reading your what I assume is a well written and thoroughly thoughtful post I'm going to respond to your image with a resounding yes.

Don't worry, I've forgotten too. In fact, they were before my time. I've never been in one!

I hate to break this to you, but the whole point of a ranked mode is that after a couple dozen matches to calibrate you, you'll be matched against players of roughly equal skill.

So those NEET manchildren you're facing? The game thinks there's within a 40/60 chance that you'll win. And it's probably right. You just get salty AF at every loss so when the win rate is close to 50% you make shitty threads like these.

I don't lose in games desu. There's the games I choose to play competitively which I do decent at, and then there's other games that I know I just don't have the time/energy for. I would like to play Dragonball FighterZ for example but I know it won't be fun to just pick up and play because of the reasons listed in the OP, so instead I just don't play it at all. Same with Pokken Tournament Deluxe.

Also, realistically if you're not a NEET with unlimited free time you can only actually play a couple games at a competitive level due to the timesink required to do so.

"sweaty" is a new slang that helps me identify zoomers

If you play Ranked on DBFZ without being great at the game you'll just get matched with people who are not great at the game

She legitimately doesn't

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if youre over 20 and on Zig Forums your life is a failure and nobody looks up to you

>first time getting into Dota 2 many years back
>see player vs cpu option, think it'll be a very simple and good start
>literally the bottom of the barrel players, players buying six pairs of boots of speed, some running right into the middle and directly into the enemy towers, some only using gold to immediately buyback
>manage to somehow be the only person that understands what they're doing
Somehow worse than playing with randoms vs other randoms.

a server brassiere where you can pick which session to join and under what conditions would solve this.

fat chick does not rival 2d

>people playing against bots arent good
woah

agreed

>but this will require hours of research, learning the games meta, learning matchups, a
normalfags are insufferable. you don't need to do any of that to be good. I bet you had to study in high school, too.

Of course! The answer is le skill based (emphasis on BASED) matchmaking!

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hello yes where are the hips? thank you
at least she's enthusiastic

I'm 27

I'm getting paid to post from work zoom zoom :3 and now I'm clocking out to go home to my own place. No parents in sight!

based on what?

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sugma balls

I would kill for a beer-league FGC. I just want to have some fun playing fighting games, knock back some brews, and meet some new guys. Instead everyone pretends like it's an actual sport and that we're at EVO, I'm not going to practice Tekken every day to stay competitive. I'd love to be against dudes roughly my skill level but you usually get either guys that never played before and aren't fun to fight or guys that have played 15000 hours that crush you and aren't fun to fight.

>give me attentionnnn
>I have nothing of value to say other than boobs are my personality
lmao can you imagine being a woman

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>projecting

haha yeah that sure would suck!

Sportsmanship ranking-based playlists, similar to Gran Turismo Sport or iRacing, where your ability to play the game regardless of your raw skill gives you a rating. In racing games this means avoiding collisions and keeping the car on the track/out of the barriers.

In shooters, could mean things like rewarding players who don't rage quit or have a high number of assists rather than just kills, rewards for being a driver of a vehicle, defending objectives, etc, meaning you could get ranked against people who are good teammates rather than just highly skilled players. Would be interesting.

All I see is a faggot retard crying because he lost in a game and is now making excuses. Solution? Stop playing MP games or stop being a bitch, simple as.

She's a little too 3d if you know what I mean (she fat)

Fuck no you ugly whore, get off my screen. 3D PIG DISGUSTING OINK OINK

anyway OP, yes, server choice. Let people make servers with their exact choice of settings as opposed to something enforced by the game's creators that will never make everyone happy and just leads to complaints of toxicity because one guy who wants to win gets matched with 3 high faggots "just havin fun, man, it's just a game LOL"

aside from these faggots, most people agree that forced 50-50 ranked mm is a cancer that's ruined most MP games. While it's allowed many communities to stay thriving over the years through a false sense of competition it's completely denigrating to people who are just trying to play some vidya

>Dont work
>Own a house
>Dont have to pay anything
Feels good to not be a slave

>I don't lose in games
Sure, buddy. Sure.

2D girls aren't fat.

It's called locals, you twat. Most people are really at that mid level of gameplay, and online really brings out the retard-rage in people that doesn't exist nearly as much in person.

>has "fat girl chin" but tries to hide it through camera angles
oh no no no no

2d girls have even bigger booba