PLEASE RECONSTRUCT PROFILE

PLEASE RECONSTRUCT PROFILE

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>Male
>Colonists
>Sole survivor
>Full paragon
Just be space jesus

>fucked over by just about everything in the universe
>still a good guy

My go to: softharted asshole paragon for big choices and companions, renegade for everything else

>Male
>Earth Born
>War Hero
>Full Paragon

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> Male
> Spacer
> War Hero
> Paragon, but never miss out on the chance to shoot someone who's being a cunt
> Romance Tali
> Garrus is best friend
> Ashley can eat the nuke
> Kaiden's cooking

>Male
>Earthborn
>War Hero
>Paragon
Is the most kino choice.

Phone's for you

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I just completed my first playthrough of a femshep. Why the fuck is it so hard to get renegade points in this shit? As much as I like the idea of playing ME2 with her, I know I'll only be disappointed at the end.

Because you don't have what it takes. Renegade is about sacrifice. About doing what's necessary.

But you can do paragon and literally nothing changes. Different ways to get the same thing

>Male
>Spacer
>Ruthless
>space racist

ME1 is realy the only one that does renegade right, as cold blooded, direct pragmatism, i.e. leaving the destiny ascension to die so the alliance fleet can save its strength

For me, it's
>Femshep
>Spacer
>War Hero
>Paragon
>Vanguard.

>femshep
>colonist
>ruthless
>engineer
remove all batarians

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synthesis was the best ending and supposed to obviously be the canon one but shepfags cant accept shep dying and kicked up the biggest shit storm scaring bioware off of it

we could have full fantasy scifi with biotic magic and wooden geth but nooo shep has to fuck the space gypsy with no immune system

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I've literally been waiting years to replay all the ME games, I've been holding out hope for a remaster for YEARS now and it's finally happening. Can't even count the amount of times I've re-installed the first and second games with the itch to replay them but prevented myself from doing so because I thought a remaster would come out eventually. It's finally happening though, it will probably be a disappointment though.

Last time I played 1 was right before 3 came out, and after I beat 3 I haven't touched any of them since then.

>femshep
>colonist
>full renegade and betrayal
>sniper who sends teammate to death as decoy

this
femshep renegade is fun to play

>cant accept shep dying
t. casual

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I hated Mass Effect, but I think it was the shitty jagged visuals and graphics. Can't wait for this remaster where we'll get sharp next-gen visuals and raytracing or some shit.

I think I'll really enjoy it then, also the gameplay was fine. I just didn't like the low-res shitty artstyle, but since we're getting a remastered collection with updated textures and what have you, it'll actually look decent. Felt like I was playing a fucking Playstation 1/Dreamcast game.

Shep dying is fine. Sacrifice was expected.

Know what actually isn't fine? Fucking last minute Deus Ex Machina "pick your favorite color of these three!" ending that makes everything you did to get here absolutely fucking pointless.

>Paragon, but never miss out the chance to shoot someone who's being a cunt.
Based

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>Male
>Colonist
>War Hero (Ruthless also acceptable)
>Soldier w/ Commando Specialization
>Save Zhu's Hope
>Kill Bugs
>Don't Allow Saren to Kill Himself, He Remains Unredeemed
>Save Council, Making Humanity The New Golden Boy Instead of the Turians
>Fuck Liara
>Fuck Sha'ira too
The only way to play, really.

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that was the second biggest complaint but a complaint that cannot be put entirely on me3 honestly, they all ended linearly with your choices effecting certain things and characters. the general dislike of all the(good) endings is what makes that criticism popular

>remembering how ridiculously broken this shit was on PC at launch

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>be turian
>go to pick up newest Galaxy of Fantasy expansion from Salarian Game Shop down in Zakera Ward
>bump into quarian qt
>gather courage of forefathers and strike up conversation
>she's into Galaxy of Fantasy too
>bythespirits.jpg
>invite her to raid with your guild
>she accepts
>hierarchyvictoryanthem.audiofile
>she joins game session with you and your comrades that evening
>her character is an asari healer
>...allied with human coalition faction
>a bit strange, but you let it slide
>as game session continues though, it becomes clear she roleplays hardcore
>she flirts in-character with every human npc your party comes across
>she also flirts with other human players, even if those players are attacking your party
>near the end of the raid, she mentions her human boyfriend
>she complains that he never plays GoF with her, that he's only into those N7 Code of Honor milsim games
>she thanks me for being so nice and inviting her to play
>mfw
EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

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>Male
>Colonist
>Sole Survivor
>Practical Paragon
>Soldier
>Romance Tali
>Best friend in 1 Wrex, Garrus beyond that.

Why the fuck are you feelsbadman'ing? Isn't EA setting up to make a remaster soon? They're going to re-release this shit, you can play it again. You can pay for it again

Idk how all the MaleSheps ITT could tolerate Mark Meer's wooden delivery in ME1 it's intolerable sometimes
Granted, Jennifer Hale hams her edgy lines to 11 in ME2 and that gets real annoying, and by ME3 Meer is actually a pretty fuckin great VA for Shep, but goddam that first game...
regardless
>femshep
>earthborn
>war hero
>paragon -> renegade -> back to paragon by trilogy end

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What's wrong, birdbrain? Cucked by the BHC yet again?

Begone.

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>Femshep
>Spacer
>Sole Survivor
>Paragon to make sure everyone lives
>Vanguard

This will always be the funniest line in the game to me just because of how Meer delivers it.

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