MORK IZ DA STRONG ONE
MORK IZ DA STRONG ONE
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MORK IZ DA KUNNIN ONE YA GROT! GORK IZ DA STRONG ONE!
ORKZ IZ MADE FOR FIGHTAN AND WINNAN
RIGHT AN PROPA!
>OI, YOU AVE A MINUTE TO SPEAK ABOUT GORKUS MORK?
STOP ALL DIS YAPPIN BEFOREZ I KRUMPZ YA GITZ
GREEN IZ BEST
TIME TO GET STUK IN BOYZ
NOT IF I KRUMPZ YA FIRST SNOTLING!
I SMELL FEAR
GREEN THREADZ IZ DA BEST THREADZ
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. DIE, GREENSKIN.
Why don't we have a game like this:
>3rd person game with shooting and melee gameplay
>Start out as just some ork yoof, messing around with other boyz in the ork camps, kick around grots, fight with the ladz as the nobs boss your around.
>Rpg elements related to what sort of boy you are, be it shoota boy, slugga boy, stormboy etc, and later advancements into mekboy stuff etc as you get bigger by fighting and winning
>Use teef you get in fights and by punching other boyz eads in to buy better gear like armor and guns, or even vehicles. Or make them yourself if you speck yourself out as a mekboy.
>eventually get big enough to challenge one of the nobz, and become one yourself
>light squad command mechanics introduced, with you being able to boss the smaller ladz around in fights etc, while getting orders from da warboss.
>Eventually grow big and mean enough to challenge the warboss and take over the tribe
>Another new mechanic opens up with you being able to use some strategic map to send your forces around and generally manage the growth of your tribe, the objective becomes uniting the tribes and clans of your planet.
>Once you have stomped in the heads of other warbosses, you can finally launch your WAAAAGH to other worlds.
Fun fact, Orks make chaos gods seethe because they can't be corrupted by chaos, as they already worship their own gods. In one of the 40k novels that is written partially from the perspective of orks, a bunch of chapters feature a deamon engine that calls orks "aberrants" and basically internally rages about how orks just fight and kill "for fun" instead for the glory of khorne. It's fucking hilarious, also the deamon engine gets krumped by one ork mad lad driving a fucking plane into it and knocking the foul thing into a volcano.
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Just started painting my first ever minis. Orks is made for paintin.
YOU DUMB FUCKING GROTS, MORK IS CUNNINGLY BRUTAL AND GORK IS BUTALLY CUNNING YOU STUPID CUNTS.
SMARTEST FUCKING ORK IN THIS THREAD.
Thats a really good paint job for your first time
>kill a ork
>eventaully it will be reborn again this time with new one
so what's the point of killing ork if they keep reproducing like a spore? why not just imprison them all?
Based ardlad.
I'm gonna make my army of killa kans, deff dreds, battle wagons and a bunch of lads into evil suns propably, because their clan perks in the tabletop are breddy good.
Being able to move 7 inches and having +1 to advance and charge rolls, while having no penalty to shooting assault weapons after advancing is pretty damn good.
I just need to get some bikers and shit to make a proper evil suns speed freek army, led by my big mek Gormek Gitzappa
Don't forget the bunch of orks that decided to rain the eye of terror and killed a Khorne demon prince. Which please khorn so much he kept them.
The orks love it as they fight 24/7 against demons
Khorne doesn't need worship, just blood.
Orks don't need gellar fields while travelling trough the warp because they think that the occasional daemon incursion is just a lot of good fun to spice up the otherwise boring space travel.
make it happen bro, as long as the upgrades you get on the way changes the character appearance, i want my 'Warghbozz' to be tanky af
Imprisoning orks isn't easy. They are massive, strong and tough savages that can tear a man in half with just their hands. Keeping a creature like that in a cage is a pretty costly endeavor. Not to mention that they keep releasing spores with their every breath anyways.
Also the Ork Gods are canonically more powerful than the pussy Chaos Gods.
Because they would just fight & kill each other I guess.
>Arguably immune to the temptation of slanesh, not just because they're fungus amungus, but that their solitary goal of seeking ways to fight more is essentially just a exponential line wheras sheheittheythot is all about having to burn out your senses doing harder shit until you're a crispy shell.
>Khorne would starve under a Ork galaxy because of your post.
>Tzeentch is not only a fucking nerd, but the Ork paradigm is basically to innovate by being completely unimaginative. They didn't discover red makes trukks go fasta, they just do, they don't find new and cunnin ways to waagh, they just waagh with cunnin or not. There's no motive force of change, just motive force of ork.
>Nurgle probably doesn't care but also has no power over what is essentially very aggressive mushrooms existing between life and death doing their usual recycling job.
>Malal doesn't exist, and is probably hoping Orks win so he can thus be the most powerful chaos god.
I wish I had the skill, the connections, and the resources to make it happen breh.
But yeah, obviously the appearance of your ork would change as you grow bigger and stronger and acquire new gear. The whole point of it being chiefly 3rd person game (aside for that working better for melee gameplay) is that you can see all the flash and gubbins you equip on your boi.
>Nemesis system from shadow of mordor but its for you and with an actual rest of the game unlike shadow of mordor.
Sounds good.
Thanks, I found it's actually pretty easy if you just follow along with videos. Layering the skin is the hardest so far, but once I discovered dry brushing, the armour was easy as.
was gonna say what said
I'm so excited to paint the deff dread that's in the kit. Working my way there. It'll be the last thing I paint. Looks like so much fun.
My first paint job was for templars and I didn't THIN MY PAINTS so everyone came out as glue monsters, so yeah this is pretty good. In my defence I was 12, and the internet really didn't exist yet.
Well Gork is.
Yeah problem with the internet is it's killed the chance of that ever happening again. There's so many tutorials now and thin your paints has worked its way into the collective conscious of our monke brains.
>the other nobs and warbosses you have to beat (some maybe repeatedly before they submit to your will), turn into your allies/subordinates with the traits they acquired via the nemesis system
The game would need a dedicated writer just for the banter between the orks.