Reasons Not To Buy Cyberpunk

This was my most anticipated game ever since they showed the trailer 8 years ago. But I'm NOT buying it or giving CDPR money anymore, here's why:

>YouTubers and Ecelebs shoehorned into the game
>Gameplay features removed while the marketing budget is enormous
>Kojima cameo yet again
>Blatantly advertising romance with the hottest girl every guy wants but shes actually a lesbian and you cant be with her
>Modern Twitter politics shoehorned into the game and character creator
>Literal made up Tumblr mental illness "flags" plastered in the game

What reasons are you not buying the game Zig Forums?

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Literally all of them are non-issues

Here are some actual issues why I won't be buying it:
>Full of bugs, no day 1 patch is coming
>Performance is so bad that 90% of people can barely run it on 30fps medium settings

why wouldnt I tho? this guy played 5 hours and it looked phenomenal
Cyberpunk 2077 is going to save 2020, just you wait and see. youtube.com/watch?v=CeNA4SKoftY

Those are non-issues because bugs can be fixed and may be fixed day 1. The performance numbers aren't real either, just journalists making bait articles. Issues I listed are not changing, they are real issues.

>Unfinished shit disguised as a gayme;
>Filled with bugs and defective gameplay scenarios;
>False advertising;
>Claimed DRM-free and yet you need internet connection and a DRM gatekeeping program on GOG;
And many more, I just don't want to think about it anymore (literally stopped caring after sawing the gameplay videos and cancelling my pre-order).

I liked Witcher 3 because of the setting, art direction and atmosphere, but not for crappy gameplay and oscarbait interactive movie "story". I don't like CP2077 atmosphere and art direction at all. It may not be GTA, but it definitely looks like one. It has the most soulless form of "cyberpunk" as its aesthetics. I unironically wish they went with something more akin to GITS or Blade runner, or even OG Cyberpunk game. Also everyone looks ugly. Everyone.

>it doesn't have to be at night
>it doesn't have to be in a large city
>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>it doesn't need to have the different classes
>it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
>It doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
>It doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
>It doesn't need to have good customisation options
>it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
>it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
>it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
>it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
>it doesn't need to have destructible environments
>it doesn't need to have good graphics
>it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
>it doesn't need mod support
>it doesn't need to have good box art
>It doesnt need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
>it doesnt need to be an RPG
>it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
>it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
>it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
>it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game
>it doesn't have to be longer than The Witcher 3
>it doesn't need to have no micro transactions
>it doesn't need to not turn random twitter users into characters
>it doesn't need good combat mechanics
>it doesn't matter that the devs are scared to show the game off
>it doens't matter that solar panels take up over a quarter of the map
>it doesn't have to not remove features like wallrunning and multiplayer
>it doesn't have to have vehicles that control well
>it doesn't have to have attractive love interests
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need to not have more bugs than NPCs
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't need to have substance
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty!

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Also bugs and bad performance

>less male nudes
>gay romance option = ugly, fat, bald brown man with the cringe dialogues

WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? I know polishscums are homophobic, but not this level. HOLY COW! IT IS NOT WORTHY TO PIRATE!

I wish male V could have been gang raped

> Reasons Not To Buy Cyberpunk
It's free

Apparently the writing and some of the character designs are cringe and obviously designed by some chicks they hired off Twitter. Very sad.

They're meme """issues""" that don't detract from the game in any way whatsoever

Not for you. because you drink onions for breakfast.

>Kojima cameo yet again
Imagine not buying a game because Kojima will be sitting on a couch on some random place. Lol imagine being this braindead

haha maybe mods could make it happens.

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>Searching through Cyberpunk streams
>See Alanah streaming, oh yeah she's literally in the game
>"No, I haven't seen any bugs in awhile."
>Her characters walk straight through the elevator doors
>Ignores it
>Switch to another streamer
>His character is limbless and headless and cannot shoot his gun during the car shoot-out
>Game hasn't acknowledged he killed a NPC he clearly did
10/10

Sorry I don't like wasting my hard earned money on cringe and basedboy pandering.
Shes the biggest fucking paid off bribed off shill in the industry. It's unreal they wasted time and money sticking these people in the game while everything else is a mess.

I really hope someone clipped that moment. If I had any respect for her before, I've lost it all now.

Ive yet to see those devs release a game with half decent gameplay...

The game look so small. All the footage I’ve seen is of stuff they already showed in promotional videos. I feel like they didn’t make an actual game and it’s just an extended E3 stage demo.

I'm not buying it because I only support games that are unique
It'll be entertaining in the same way that junk food is enjoyable, so I will pirate it and see how long it holds my interest

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here's another actual shill as well
youtube.com/watch?v=CeNA4SKoftY
these people aren't proper reviewers, they have their own agenda

Usually you look for reason to buy cp. The passive reason to not buy it is theres something else you prefer and you dont have infinite money.

What does it tell you one needs reasons not to buy a game no one expects you to buy?

maybe not for you but like a lot of people i'm sick of tranny/gay pandering in my games, thanks

>He hasn't got any exclusive postcards

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1.) its a single player game. wait til it goes on sale because missing out on "hype" literally doesn't do shit

Shut the fuck up, idiot. Stop sharing his shitty "review".

Maybe for retards that have no problem swallowing jewish semen. For normal people, this type of propaganda is unacceptable.

There are no mods support. Look at witcher 3 and his mods. it's pathetic

COME ON OP YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO PLAY YOUR TRANNY GAME JUST GET IT BIGOT.

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