>hey user, wanna go on a suicidal cross-country revenge mission with me? I brought my PS3.
Hey user, wanna go on a suicidal cross-country revenge mission with me? I brought my PS3
*rapes the dyke out of u*
No thanks, I’m going on a gay escapade with this absolute beefcake.
I would but something tells me you'll give up on your revenge right as you're about to get it which would basically just blue ball me.
C U T E
Yeah, why no
Ellie is a cute peppy and funny little onahole
sure but keep your distance from the jew he is no good
Oh Ellie, I can't say no to you! Just make sure you don't drop a map with the location of our hideout labeled and circled next to the corpse of your target's ex-lover and his pregnant girlfriend, you little clutz.
only if I get your asshole
cute. why does she have to have such masculine tendencies?
I don't get why anyone would date someone from the apocalypse. They all smell terrible.
>I brought my PS3.
But did you bring any games?
Probably raped as an infant
That's one of the single most repulsive pictures I've ever seen.
>Oh Ellie
You mean Elliot?
She has that millenial disatisfied with everything look so many sluts have nowadays. Not cute
BASED
>tfw the last of us 3 is tranny shit for real
>you will never be her rock and steady her hand to insure she slits abbys throat when she starts to doubt herself
Feels bad
eh, I guess?
yeah I bet you're just a literal 10/10, the way the hair on your neck glistens in the sun is really something
Did this really happen in TLOU2? That sounds retarded.
Quit projecting roastie
Yeah in grief she drops her map to the secret hideout and is ushered out by Tommy who somehow stops being high speed low drag enough to forget about opsec.
Sure, just as long as you don't pussy out right at the end to look deep and profound.
Last of Us writing can be summed up with this:
>What's with this stupid shit?
>Because story need to happen what are you bigot?
Only if you eat a sandwich skinny bitch
bump
aight lesbo, grab your guitar and LET'S GO