CYBERKEK 2077

OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

7
YEARS

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Since this is a shitty thread, I'm going to tell you about the fucked up fapping I've been doing.

I'm watching a vid of an attractive asian woman accidentally dying during auto-erotic asphyxiation. AE is where you cut off the blood/oxygen to your brain whilst masturbating, the lack of oxygen supposedly making the orgasm more intense. Of course it's very dangerous performed alone, you can fall unconscious very suddenly and then you're doomed.

This silly bitch was filming herself squatting on a vibrator in her cunt, an anal plug in her ass, whilst strangling herself with a noose tied to the door handle. If only she'd had a lover to film it for her. She's enjoying herself, staring at the camera and rocking her hips back and forth when she leans too much weight on the noose and that's it, lights out, she's fucked.

Her head droops and all her weight is on her feet and the noose. After 30 seconds the most amazing fit starts, her hands flailing at the noose, slapping it instead of gripping it, her body shuddering so hard the clothes pegs on her nipples fly off, her legs kicking as she pisses herself.

Her legs splay apart like she's doing the splits, and oh God, she sinks down onto the vibe, her pubis is almost touching the floor and all 6 inches are inside her tight asian cunt. I like to think that even unconscious she felt something good, instead of the burning pain of hanging. After about 30 more seconds she's still.

I've cummed to the vid 3 times, and I'm getting hard again. This may sound sick, masturbating to a woman dying, but she was one horny slut, her spirit would probably say she wished I had been there to cut her down and fuck her on the bathroom floor.

(no link, I'm not sure if legal)

what are your thoughts on cyberpunk 2077

lol just hold your fucking breath instead of hanging yourself like a moron
if you do this you are darwin awards material and you deserve to die

I would assume the danger is part of the appeal.

Cybergarbage more like lmao

Cope harder tranny.

You are probably a masochist.

>>(no link, I'm not sure if legal)
faggotron i hope you choke on your own cum and die

Enjoy it, user!

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the game makes you have a trans flag on your car
no amount of accusing others of being trannies will change that
enjoy your reddit game

thats after the vampire mission you retard

its over
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give me a hint

kek

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Why does this look like a mid 00s PC game?

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>vampires confirmed

we drac now

>reddit spacing
sneed

That isn't Reddit spacing newfriend

the fuck? how high are the door handles in asia

Sounds dangerous desu. I'm gonna take another nap.

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Is this guy an act or is there actually something wrong with him?

See him on the Murray show next week at 11. He started out relatively normal but is now the real life troll face as he descends further into madness. Love him desu.

So it’s not an act?

Wait a minute... You cunt...

New pasta?

stay comfy awoonon

>cyperpunk has vampires
fucking rad, buying it right now

Guys its a CyberPunk World Its a Future Not a Bug The Mirror or your Cyborg Eyes maybe Glitching

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IM CYBERPOONKING
BING BING WAHOO!
BROKEN GAME IS BROKEN MADE BY SHITTY POLISH RETARDS THAT HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING IN HISTORY WITHOUT IT FUCKING UP
GLAD I DIDNT BUY THIS
HAHAHAHAHA

Better story than Cyberpunk

>playing the gimped (pc) version instead of superior next gen console one

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>awooing stops
good night sweet princess

pasta thread

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It really is the modern vtmb

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old as fuck actually