HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
I just started the game and the first encounter with her already made me cringe so much I had to pause the game
wtf is this writing? wtf is her way of delivering the lines?
is this game a parody?
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
Brandon Evans
Jeremiah Price
Americans are big fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding is not one.
Easton Reed
its called kino user
you need an IQ of 140 MINIMUM to enjoy it
Camden Peterson
>'George! You can type this shit, but you sure can't say it! Move your mouth when you're typing!'
Samuel Bailey
Imagine telling everyone on Zig Forums that you got filtererd
Dylan Scott
IQ below room temperature more like
Ethan Long
That explains why none of the devs understood what the fuck were they making.
Austin Bell
Have sex, incel.
Colton Cook
I'm not an american though
and your strawman is stupid
Charles Baker
Shut the FUCK up.
Just play my regurgitated shit and say you like it goy.
Joshua Fisher
Only the master race can comprehend the level of kino in this game you fucking retarded muttie, cope
Jayden Miller
She's Cringe, but not that Cringe.
Jonathan Hall
galaxy brain economics right there. making a game only 0.001% of people will like
Josiah Reed
I loved the sex scene from her lesbian movie
turned me on even more when I realized that the director borderline forced her to smash and munch that pussy
Adrian Hill
Does she have Down's?
Adrian Barnes
just wait until you interact with mommy
what the fuck does heartman do with the corpse anyway?
Henry Powell
>Sam PORTER BRIDGES
GET IT??
Daniel Wilson
So you played a minute and just went back to the forum..like a tranny.
Wyatt Diaz
what the fuck is her problem?
Justin Walker
stfu homo
take your meds and dial 8
Tyler Gray
it's like shutins have problems interacting with other people
wow, who knew?
Henry Johnson
the amount of cock the VA must have sucked to get that part must be insane
Chase Bailey
You are addicted to Zig Forums/the internet. I dare you to play DS or any game uninterrupted for 3 hours, never checking your phone once. You can’t do it
Carson Jones
it was obvious she was put in because kojima wanted to have an excuse to scan the real person and keep a copy of her in his private coom vr game
But then we get these weirdos.
Brandon Adams
>turn subtitles off
>they still show up for her
Ian Clark
I'm at 122 so that may be why this shit sometimes will bore me to tears but I can't stop playing.
Fuck those hidden preppers. It's a bitch to try to make them join the UCA.
Especially the Novelist's Son. Fuck that asshole with his 4 road pavers.
Dominic Lewis
America is a country of liberty. It's citizens live alongside others. Their roots are varied, diverse,,
Cameron Kelly
She apparently knew shit for english at it too. Which obviously shows. But why did kojima make her so weirdly autistic in those junk dealer holos.
also wonder where are the naked model rips.
Gabriel Lopez
It's translation thing. This is how people are named in this post-apocalyptic universe. It's clear if you play the Japanese version.
Sam (name) Porter (profession) Bridges (company affiliation)
Luis Russell
>Novelist's Son.
wasn't that hard, Pleanty of junk deliveries are around that part of the map. Chiral artist mommy took me a long time, collector was annoying as fuck as he's just a fat fuck and takes long too. I just unlocked heartman but I just don't feel like playing anymore. I got burnt out playing all week and I just cant bother myself to make the zipline network to make all those snow preppers 5 star.
Eli Smith
Kojima was pretty fucking shameless, moreso than Quiet
>Now Lea-tan, pureaso eattu, the buggu~
>Face the camera, chew rike it's giving you sexurar preasure
Julian Ortiz
That explains adding VERY EASY difficulty.
Ian Garcia
Artist mom was so fucking out of the way, she was the first one I built a dedicated zip line route for.
Jace White
Is she some kind of Jap celeb who guest starred like Conan? I cannot understand what other reason there could be for that performance to exist as it does
Ryder Rogers
kek