Thanks for letting me sleep over user

capitalism, unironically

Horses are not cheap. Fisting a horse now means you do not have to spend a lot on a new one later.

"Mmmm, is that a taste of....hay and eggs I detect"

Could you theoretically make that work with real games? Could we see SMW speed runs using a horse anus?

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I dunno. Why do black pee poe fry their meat into shoe leather?

I am disgusted but also my sides are gone.

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Horses vet here
It's safer to use a hand than anything else to clean obstructions, you get used to the smell, everyone around you doesn't
Great pay tho 8/10
Also it's really warm, feels good

What DOESN'T happen to horse anuses?

This guy stick his dick in there once.

Did you ever fug a horse?

YOU JUST KNOW

I thought standing behind a horse is a bad time?

Nearly spat my drink out.

AAHHHH, I CAN'T HIT ANYTHING! THIS CONTROLLER IS HORSESHIT!

>thinks I'm not fine with fisting a horse

Best controller ever!

Not if the horse likes it.

...what about horse pussy?

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>a fisting a day keeps the doctor away

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nice

I made some extra cash to buy my PS5 by letting med students at Imperial College London perform rectal exams on me. One girl, an Indian named "Mandy" (Mandula) deliberately made me cum. It was just the 2 of us and an assistant professor who got called away half-way through.

Mandy's continued the exam and her commentary as though the prof was still there but with a more playful demeanour. I almost choked when she said "And this is the prostrate, some interesting things happen if I press on it" She did indeed press it, and rub it too, and the "interesting thing" that happened was a leg-shaking moaning orgasm 2 minutes later.

Female med students are deranged.

Zig Forums - Horse Fisting

you check if a horse is ready by sticking your hand up it's pussy

>see frogpost
>don't read frogpost
>life is good

You need something else than your hand for that
Only once I swear!

Holy kek

because all the painkillers they get forcefed gives them wicked opioid constipation

if you do that to a human model you can get away with a scolding and weird stares. If you do that to a horse model than you'd probably get even worse stares

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They found it was more effective than the African method of using their face.

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Very informative!

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That’s so fucking hot, I hope this is a true story.
Brb signing up for rectal exams

What the fuck this controller is aaaaassss.

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Other "people" never researched Animal Husbandry, so all they can manage is a goat or two and maybe a diseased starving cow.

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>wanting to be an animals husband

better than being an animals wife

They're not trying to dislodge an obstruction, they do that to provoke the biological response to produce milk, since it's triggered by calfs tonguing their mom's anus.

Remember, continual fisting will keep your horse in peak condition.

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>Other "people" never researched Animal Husbandry
Meanwhile blacks literally invented cow husbandry
Meanwhile the middle east already had herds of goats
Meanwhile native americans domesticated overgrown birds
Cope harder, white boy!

Couldn't you just finger it a bit to get the same response?

Uh, yeah?

that's a bull

apparently it's not occurred to them that they could also simulate a tongue with something else.

That's fine.

Klobbs only, bitch.

Is horse pussy really better than human pussy?

Source or you're lying

It's literally the easiest method. How come drinking liquid that comes from a cows tit is okay but that isn't?

Actual serious question, why does it seem like horses and cows have birthing issues all the fucking time? Like pulling foals and calves happens enough times to make me think these animals are biologically fucked if they need this much help this often.

I should get one of those and display it like its post modernist art.

>why does chad get all the cute ponies my mane is way better than his

Alright, but I'm going to be Oddjob this time

Humans are actually far worse, if not for modern medicine like half of women would die during childbirth

Unironically it's concentrated breeding efforts to produce larger animals than can be naturally birthed; if these animals were in the wild, they would never survive and therefore would not propagate the genes that cause this to happen

Oh lawd. You can get b& for beast shit even on Zig Forums. Careful Anons...

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>eating SHIT
yes, almost like drinking milk. almost.

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>how is licking an udder and an anus different

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>Meanwhile blacks literally invented cow husbandry

Lol nope that was a middle east.

>Cope harder, white boy!
You're forgetting who domesticated the horse and invented the chariot

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Based anons always good for it when it counts.

Bro have you ever seen fresh milk there can be blood and shit in it, nevermind all the bacteria

White people aren't ashamed of themselves and can be fun-loving and free-spirited.

>Getting payed to get anally fingered by female medical students
This sounds too good to be true.

No it is not. Dolphin pussy is GOAT of animal kingdom pussy. And it looks nice.

nice goalposts

Dude if you want to lick a cow's ass be my guest. Just stop trying to force your retarded """"arguments"""" on anyone with a brain.

that's why civilized people invented this thing called "pasteurization".

based pajeeta handing out free cummies

He's a big guy.

God I wish that were me.