YOU CAN PET THE CATS. I REPEAT: YOU CAN PET THE CATS

YOU CAN PET THE CATS. I REPEAT: YOU CAN PET THE CATS.

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based but cringe since the game is trash

*sips*
>it doesn't have to be at night
>it doesn't have to be in a large city
>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>it doesn't need to have the different classes
>it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
>It doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
>It doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
>It doesn't need to have good customisation options
>it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
>it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
>it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
>it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
>it doesn't need to have destructible environments
>it doesn't need to have good graphics
>it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
>it doesn't need mod support
>it doesn't need to have good box art
>It doesnt need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
>it doesnt need to be an RPG
>it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
>it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
>it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
>it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game
>it doesn't have to be longer than The Witcher 3
>it doesn't need to have no micro transactions
>it doesn't need to not turn random twitter users into characters
>it doesn't need good combat mechanics
>it doesn't matter that the devs are scared to show the game off
>it doens't matter that solar panels take up over a quarter of the map
>it doesn't have to not remove features like wallrunning and multiplayer
>it doesn't have to have vehicles that control well
>it doesn't have to have attractive love interests
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need to not have more bugs than NPCs
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't need to have substance
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty

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I can pet dogs in RDR2, fuck cats

more proof lonely dykes made this game.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>more proof lonely dykes made this game.

Presumably you and your fellow stupid faggots are making a rival game.

25 more minutes and Shazam dies. Better make use of your last moments.

>CAN PET THE CAT

lol canceled my cancellation

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FRIGG YESSSSSSS

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Maybe, but my dog is cool and bitches love him when they come in the living room. Learn to increase your social awareness and social capital bro, you might get laid eventually

good.

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*white w*men

Large dogs have 8 - 12"+ cocks. Even medium sized ones have 8"+ and they can ejaculate and stay hard for an hour straight and can't get the girl pregnant. Enlightened women will always love dogs more than men.

hear
hear

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> neo/v/ dislikes now kots

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Holy God!

GOTY

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>you can pet the heckin cats!

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>Post or pre-op? I feel Shazamfags are post-op.

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agreed, fuck canines and also, fuck jannies!

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this is a bad time line indeed.

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