OHNONONO STEAM IS EXIT SCAMMING

HOLY SHIT GABEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

wtf cyberbros...

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is the day 0 patch really fucking 40 gigs? thats basically the base game. whats the fucking point of the preload then

*sips*
>it doesn't have to be at night
>it doesn't have to be in a large city
>it doesn't need to be 3rd person
>it doesn't need to have the different classes
>it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
>It doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
>It doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
>It doesn't need to have good customisation options
>it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
>it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
>it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
>it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
>it doesn't need to have destructible environments
>it doesn't need to have good graphics
>it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
>it doesn't need mod support
>it doesn't need to have good box art
>It doesnt need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
>it doesnt need to be an RPG
>it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
>it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
>it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
>it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game
>it doesn't have to be longer than The Witcher 3
>it doesn't need to have no micro transactions
>it doesn't need to not turn random twitter users into characters
>it doesn't need good combat mechanics
>it doesn't matter that the devs are scared to show the game off
>it doens't matter that solar panels take up over a quarter of the map
>it doesn't have to not remove features like wallrunning and multiplayer
>it doesn't have to have vehicles that control well
>it doesn't have to have attractive love interests
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need to not have more bugs than NPCs
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't need to not be downgraded
>it doesn't need to have substance
>it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
>it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty!

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THE BUTTON BLINKED

Is everybody's speed fucked? I get like 1mb/s tops.

Microsoft did the same thing with the Xbox version.

Believe so. I have the same.

saying 6 gigs for me

Now we know, Gaben just played the game.

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yup, same here, i usually get 45 on steam but im struggling to get 1mb

>$1299
holy shit mexico is fucked

HAHAHAHA

ANOTHER DELAY LMAO

ENJOY YOUR GAME COMING FEB 2021

>preload game
>launches
>now has an extra 4gb to download
>100kbps
>12 hours remaining

thanks gayben

Steam servers are actually fucking dead lol

yep

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the patch will fix this

haha shitters, gonna play now lel

Steam is letting you guys download?

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wtf is the point of preloading if I can't even play the game at launch??? reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I'm at 10.8 now

Restart Steam.

>usually get 14MBps down
>stuck at 20-100KBps because steam can't provide enough servers to compensate
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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FUCK STEAM

restart your steam it jumped from 3 hours to 5 minutes for me

STEAM WHAT ARE YOU DOING.

I'm downloading the patch right now. It's taking fucking forever because the servers are fucked.

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Yup. Fucking normally get 40 MB/s and steam throttling me down to 400KB/s is retarded as all hell.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

day 1 patch that cuts more content out

it still says "preload" for me. shouldnt it just say "install" by now?

Steam is kill

WHY CAN'T I PLAY MY FUCKING SINGLE PLAYER GAME

help me GOG bros

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WHY DOESNT IT DOWNLOAD`?????

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Force close steam with task manager, re-open, and you can download

I remember spending hours on the release night of M&B2 just trying to buy the damn game because steam wouldn't function

I was on the 1MB struggle bus aswell, but i jumped up to my normal 100 and it finished real quick, BUT it says the game isnt released yet...

BROS THE DAY 1 PATCH DELETED MY GAME

Why they wouldn't allow you to download this day one patch ahead of time? so fucking retarded

Steam Server Status?

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>preloaded
>installed
>game just says Play Now on the steam store page
>Still cant play

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we got too fucking cocky cyberbros

what were they thinking pushing a patch last second like this? Steam servers are exploding