Smash

>REEEE WHY WON'T SAKURAI ADD ICONIC CHARACTERS! WHY IS HE ADDING LITERAL WHO'S!
>adds Steve from Minecraft
>NOOOO WHY ARE YOU ADDING THIS ZOOMER SHILL PICK NOBODY LIKES?!?! REEEEEEEEEEE

Just admit that nothing they add will please you.

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Don't add shit characters. It's that simple.

He hasnt tho.

Byleth and Min Min (Good character garbage moveset)

See idk I feel the opposite. Min Min and Byleth are kinda meh but they have gr8 movesets. Enjoy them both overall though

fpbp

steve was one of the least complained about additions in ultimate and generally everyone agrees he's worthy. keep making up imaginary scenerios in your head to justify whatever retarded character the community shat on that you liked though

Sakurai is built for BBC

Still hoping for Doomguy but to be honest Smash reached perfection after Simon / Richter.

I can think of 2 that would

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Imagine caring about the prestige of your children's party game

byleth's moveset is garbage, the specials that differentiate the character are completely useless and everything else is a generic sword moveset. Min-min is great though

>Steve was one of the least complained about additions
Do we use the same board?

the only thing worth giving a shit about in smash are characters and stages since gameplay is purposefully held back

yeah, if you think steve was anywhere near terry or byleth levels of hate you're in imaginary land

>big bird cock
Nani

Steve/Alex is a shit character

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>t. doesn't play the game

I'd play it more if the online wasn't complete fucking shit, as it is I only bust it out when friends are over

I think it's more like as time goes on and more characters are added the more likely it is that picks outside our tastes will get added. For me Steve isn't my kind of character. It's also really frustrating that certain series get a lot of fighters while others struggle to get more than has been in since Melee or Brawl. FE can't fail soon enough.

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>nothing they add will please you.
False even if they did add a few shitty characters like the Plant or Inshitiroar.

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>banjoke
>rool
Ahem

I've enjoyed every character so far

(You)

gen sephiroth and crystal when?

Is there any character that they've added that was genuinely terrible

byleth

Banjoke

What's everyone's personal ranking of the DLC characters, with both the character themselves and their gameplay in mind? For me it's:
Erdrick > Terry > Banjo > Joker > Min Min > Steve > Byleth
I find Steve to be really funny and be fun to watch, but I just can't really get behind playing him myself. Something doesn't click for me. The DQ Heroes are my favorite character to play in Smash period, and it helps that I love the series too. Terry was a pleasant surprise for me, very happy he was added in.

hat ken

For me it's

Joker>Hero>Terry>Steve>Byleth>Min Min>Banjo>Plant

the only sword move he has are tilts

>our
also I feel it's just ol' karma from the garbage people pulled in the gamecube