NEGATIVE REVIEWS HAVE STARTED FLOWING IN. ITS FUCKING OVER BROS SHAZAM WAS RIGHT
ITS FLOPPING
Michael Nguyen
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Jonathan Rogers
OH NO NO NO NO
Cooper Richardson
>73%
flop of the century
Eli Cook
>posts them
>0.03 hours played
fuck off seething tranny
Liam Brown
all of the negative reviews are detailing their actual experiences with bugs, all of the positive reviews are....
Ethan Flores
everyfuckingtime
Tyler Stewart
game is boring as shit
i tapped out after three hours and i probably won't play any further
Carter Morris
STOP THE COUNT
Gavin Williams
I hate how steam has reddit gold now, it just encourages the unfunny "funny" reviews
Isaiah Jenkins
shazam... i kneel
Aiden Reed
>positive reviews are all memes
>negative reviews are actually structured
who could have guessed
Hudson Miller
SHA-ZAM!
HE ALWAYS WINS BITCHES
Dominic Edwards
WHAT HAVE I BECOME MY SWEETEST FRIEND
Jaxon Sanders
>Bad reviews
>Here is the X things that bug me about the game and that make the game buggy or unplayable
>Good Reviews
>KEANU REEVES WHOLESOME 100 BIG CHUNGUS XD FUCK HATERS!
Asher Rodriguez
Reviews that agree with me = good
Reviews that don't agree with me = don't count
Camden Wilson
its actually fucking over holy shit
without all of these redditors in the review section it would be sitting at ~65 positive
Julian Thomas
Aaron Gomez
pure redditonium
Kevin Garcia
EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END
Josiah Williams
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Camden Rogers
>downgraded graphics, the CDPR special
>characters are ugly as fuck, even your own character can't be as good looking as they could in 2018
>shitty story with a binary faux-choice ending
>shallow combat
>Bethesda levels of bugs
>bad graphics for a 2020 game
>world is a GTA city with an empty desert surrounding it with nothing but trailer parks and copy pasted bushes
>multiple features cut out during development
The fact that the game was delayed so much makes most of these inexcusable. The game is casual/normie bait and nothing more. Will sell well because of that and marketing but is a shit game.
Levi Jackson
>only 979k
oh no no no no
Landon Jackson
>cyberbug 2020
>positive
shazamchud...... im sorry, people literally will buy anything and enjoy it if theyre told to
Evan Baker
This feels familiar
Kayden Cook
The problem is more everyone giving the game good reviews is posting stupid memes while the bad ones actually give tangible criticisms or concerns, so its hard to take the positive ones with anything but a drop of onions.
Jaxon Butler
kek wtf
Austin Price
keep seething faggot ahhahaha your doing literally the same thing aaahhaha
Zachary Gray
good good
bad bad
Justin Long
It’s gonna be hilarious when PirateChads realize they did game breaking shit to pirated copies causing dumbasses to complain when they get soft locked in the first hour..... happens with every major release. Bunch of bad reviews from thieves.
Camden Kelly
Cameron Torres
Or you know most people are enjoying it 1-2 hrs in having the most mindblowing gaming experience since Skyrim.
Carter Powell
we deserve hell
Jose Cooper
>Watch a friend play
>Copypasted NPC in the first town literally 10 feet from each other.
>Not even "almost" literally the exact same character 10 feet from each other
8 YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT.
Justin Perry
you can't review on steam unless you own the game on steam, stupid shill
Ryder Cook
theres memeing faggots on both sides of the fence and people making valid reviews too
Samuel Morales
Oh dude careful you dropped your onions here ya go I opened it for you.
Dominic Morgan
>happens with every major release
Not true at all, like most of your retarded shitpost you fucking tool
Blake Cox
its all just fishing for likes and awards, fucking hell. none of them even have an hour played.
Adrian Gutierrez
The game's DRM free m8, there's no difference between a pirate copy and a copy off GoG.
Mason Peterson
This. All points system are cancers that encourages asinine reddit shit.
Angel Watson
thats a cope but ok