This is your new wife.
Say something nice to her.
This is your new wife
Henry Watson
Andrew Myers
I can't wait to make babies with you!
Jason Ramirez
Your game sucks dick
Josiah Lee
Why is she so short?
Camden Kelly
You make an incredibly shit game even worse
Kayden Diaz
dick sucking height and with handlebars? oh you shouldn't
Alexander Hill
Because
Nathan Bell
>what did we thing about x
>what now x?
>did we get too cocky bros?
>HAHAHAHAHAA LOOK AT X
> .
>Zig Forums told me it was good
>Play x
>Do you agree?
>Zig Forums lied to me
>SMASH THREAD
>after all these years still makes Zig Forums seethe
>what went wrong?
>what went right?
>buzzword
>kills your x
>rumor
>console war thread
>explain to me why you are not playing x
>thoughts?
>what did they mean by this?
>twitter screencap
>reddit screencap
>eceleb thread
>based fuck jannies poster thread
>FUCK PIRATES
>FUCK PAYPIGS
>obvious bait thread
>wojack thread
>meta thread
>OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
>I just bought X, what am I in for?
>I just finished X, what did I think of it?
>what did _____ mean by this?
>what went wrong?
>this is ______, say something nice to/about her
>kinos where [insert topic irrelevant to television and film so that the whole thread is about said irrelevant topic]
>*blocks your path*
>who was in the wrong here?
>what the fuck was his/her problem?
>could someone give me a quick rundown?
>what are some movies where ______?
>this company is finished
>HAHAHAHAHA BTFO
>how will they ever recover?
>is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?
>NEVER EVER
>find a flaw; protip: you can't
>HE
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>here's your ______, bro
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>Apologize to him/her, Zig Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>Why does this trigger Zig Forums so much?
>Zig Forums BTFO
>Would you?
>cope
>have sex
>dilate
>He did nothing wrong!
>Find a flaw
>Now that the dust has settled...
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST
>What was his endgame?
>What am I in for?
>Will this save the movie industry?
>Can we get one of these threads going?
>LOL
>Really makes you think
>WE
>*breathes in*
>How do we fix _________?
>OH NO NO NO
>He/She killed millions.....
>E-celeb
>Comfy
>The absolute state of Zig Forums
>Who is bestgirl and why is it ______?
>Why is she so perfect bros?
Adam Ross
Sneed
Joseph Hill
How hairy is her pussy and butthole?
Luis Cooper
>insert topic irrelevant to television and film so that the whole thread is about said irrelevant topic
nice pasta
Sebastian Young
Forastero taught me that is very hairy indeed
Cooper Perry
Pookas > Yordels
John Green
Hey, honey. Want to get a quick shower and head out for a pleasant dinner?
Easton Parker
No titties.
No ass.
I don’t like this, gringo.
Daniel James
reported every1 of you to the police for peadophilia. you'll be lined up and shot. thank you and have a great day.
Jayden Rogers
we are now going to proceed in having sexual intercouse in the missionary position solely for reproductive purposes!
Nolan Morgan
Gobbos>yordles
Christian Ross
Give me some quality sauce right here, cabrón, or you and I won’t be good friends.
Tyler Jackson
good
Ryder Cooper
imagine
Camden Lee
Dylan Young
But I want some big titties and big ass.
You got that?
Angel Richardson
She has always been my wife.
Blake King
literally built to get mating pressed by me and then I shot a ton of cum inside you!
Thomas Davis
Uhhh why does this look like Javier from RDR1 mixed with RDR2 graphics?
William Foster
>blue skin
>sticking out tooth
>literal midget
better get that shit outta here before I legit kick it like a football ball
Jonathan Clark
You are now an anal queen. My job doesn't pay enough for kids.
Carson Sullivan
>forastero
My brain keeps telling me that it makes no sense, is stupid and trash.
But my dick goes full unga boonga when I see his stuff.
Oliver Peterson
even before the rework funny guy?
Joseph Morales
we're npcs
Jonathan Sullivan
I love you, Poppy! * hugs and kisses*