User, you really thought that I would hate you for having a small pp? I love it, it's cute

>user, you really thought that I would hate you for having a small pp? I love it, it's cute

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How do I make a girl to look at me like that?

What the fuck?

cock veins turn me on so much

how mentally ill do you have to be to make threads like this?

My nigga

>that
>small
Small is micro, and those don't even have a shaft.

so glad I was born with a big dick
I have no other positive features

Get that old hag away from my crotch

how mentally ill do you have to be to take Zig Forums seriously?

>Small pp
>It's slightly bigger than mine.
Uh bros? Tell me this is a troll....

6 inches isn't small, though.

Go back to r*ddit you nigger

The jannie fears the blue board porn poster.

Based Cyootbeluga poster

That's a man

Fuck me, I'm like twice as big as that and I think I'm small. Porn ruined my mindset.

>those rare penile papules
Enhances the pleasure for the man, I hear.

Is this a stealth Jackie Chan thread?

new friend
this is a based thread

I'm so sorry you had to find out this way

Ill enough to be obsessed with BBC, nogs and women in games

I wish my dick was smaller. It looks so crude.

prove you got 6 inches

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No wonder the black penis meme is real

Unironically same.

No wonder whytoids are seething because of BBC

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>he thinks dicks longer than an arm are fake
lmao at this dicklet

This thread is very based.

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Enjoy your ban.

you realize roided men like that have tiny dicks right

>no issues satisfying women
>still can't get a gf somehow
>only hook ups and one night stands

women are attracted to power.
social power (be funny, intelligent)
physical power (be fit, energetic, attractive)
financial power (be self-sufficient, successful)

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OP posted a pretty average penis, you're probably smaller than average.

It's no big deal.

Literally.

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watch the pov angles and they look far more realistic, especially when you consider that all male pornstar are skinny manlets

>tfw long dick but it's a thin pencil-dick

12 or 20?

>cut
HAHAHA FUCKIN' FREEEEEEEEEEAK

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>tfw giant cock
>tfw not ugly, poor, short or even fat
>tfw horrendous with women

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Dang I'm none of thoes :(

Too old

Why do we grow old and die and why shouldn't we

You both are dirty savages with pps too big

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nigger that cock is small as fuck
i'm not trying to talk shit or act smug or anything, that thing really is small

thats clearly not cut lad

White roided men

Mine is about the same size but with a bigger fatter head.

>>tfw not ugly
yeah right

I've seen her vids. The guy is asian and is not a cutfag.

Nice girl (boy)!

Either it's great bait or you are new here.

COPE
O
P
E

QUICK, GIVE ME SAUCE

lol no also they are usually all gay

Serious question, I never had sex and I measured my pp and found it to be almost 7 inches. Is that... Decent?

How big are we talking here?

>7.5 here
>it's upward banana shaped so I have to be careful flaccid placement or I'll pop a tent
>can count the number of times I went in balls deep without causing visible discomfort in women

It's not that great. Maybe I need to find the right kind of slut.

Brain fried by BBC porn. That dick is slightly above average if anything.

I like 11 - 15 year old russians

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Not video games, gtfo

in all the fields

>tfw big dick but it's really ugly looking

why are forefags so retarded? LMAO

your best bet is to start every conversation with your dick out

Godtier feet set, I wish there was more of her

Small dick encouragement is cute wholesome and based, needs to go mainstream

boymode is cute

Haha looks like my dick

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Video games?

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brehs...

>notice I have some weird sore/blister under my foreskin
>never had sex, don't masturbate with anything weird
>only there when I get horny and start to fap
>not there normally
>sometimes it even goes away if I jerk off once and go for a second right shortly after
>pretty sure it's not a vein
I should see a urologist but I dont wanna get corona on my dick

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*chair clattering*

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>>it's upward banana shaped
there is surgery to fix that

UUUOOOHHH

If she pressed her chin right down against his base, the top of his dick would be past her eyebrows. How is that small? How big does it need to be? That thing is probably about 5 inches and is perfectly fine.

my dick is only 16cm hard...
is it possible for me to ever satisfy a woman with such a small penis?

COPE! IT'S OVER FOR FAGS WITH SMALL DICKS!

Be black.

>70+ replies in 10 minutes

r*dditor

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But it's entirely insincere. Women don't like small dicks and never will.

>Those glances at the end
Whoa hold on

Said NO woman ever in the history of mankind

I DON'T KNOW, CHECK /GIF/

>in all fields
>doesn't put it in all fields
retarded?

same. I'm gay and its a real turn off when the other dude is smaller than me, which has been more often than not.

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FUCK you user im on nofap