I present to you: The top five reviews on Cyberpunk 2077 as sorted by helpfulness

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Imagine the frustration of people who are actually considering buying this game or actually DID buy it.
At least we can just pirate it. I'm not giving Trannypunk a cent.
SHAZAM-SAMA I KNEEL

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what the fuck does the first review mean

god i fucking hate people

>le epic funny review xD
this shit was a mistake

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>remember guys that this game is what anyone with cancer and shit would have survived this year for

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wholesome upvoted

Faggot talks like MAGATARD God King Faggot himself.

Still better that reviews of Bannerlord

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people who were 10 when the game was announced are 18 now

leave and kill yourself you lost

>1 hour of playtime
>MASTERPIECE

why do these dickheads make me seethe so fucking much?

Disgusting. Looks like the same cancer youtube comments became. How is it possible to have an entire generation with zero sense of humour?

Are you retards not going to talk about the negative reviewers trying to play the game on their solja boy toaster console?

In this age who the fuck can you trust lol

Just as bad as "le epic funny guides xD". This shit is out of control

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people like this unironically write these reviews just for attention. Same with reddit niggers.

this is why anything with an upvote system always becomes cancerous

because "MUH REDDIT AND CS GO COOL GAME!"

CS GO is the shittiest game on the planet yet degenerate gamblers call it the "best game ever made"

Cause they all think they're so funny and clever.
What really pisses me off is envisioning so overweight redditor scrolling through the positive reviews after playing the buggy mess of a game for an hour, seeing a stupid fucking one-liner and chuckling to himself before clicking the reward button and picking out his favorite little emoji thing to gift him.
God this shit really makes me feel violent. I hate democracy.

Almoat all steam reviews are linfested by this braindead npcspeak.

they are nothing like that, at least meme guides dont distrupt the review score of the game

first one is kinda funny tho

12 year old reddit humor, holy fuck. How could any grown man or even like 15+ teens think this stupid shit is funny?

BASED, us gamers!

>0.1 hours played
yeah, i'm sure they have a proper opinion after the ten minutes they launched the game and decided to regurgitate some random paragraph he saved just to leave a negative review.

because they are fanboys from reddit, instead of realizing that the game runs like shit at 1080p with rtx cards and isn't a true rpg, they would rather stay blissfully ignorant

Steam saw that there was an abundance of fake reviews just made as jokes, and rather than crack down on them, they added reddit gold to further encourage.
Thanks, Gabe, you obese faggot.
You are why democracy is failing.

It'll be funny to see if his account is still active a year from now.

The average steam fan boy is subhuman. They SPECIFICALLY added the le reddit humor tag to stop these kinds of posts yet everybody still clicks on helpful. Maybe they'll need to add different categories for reviews like performance, visuals, narrative, gameplay etc but that's too much effort for valve.

Yikes.

Except most of the negative reviews are actually complaining about bugs/optimization that makes the game unplayable.
The ones with several hours (5+) actually leave real reviews.

except they aren't toasters, these people have rtx cards, more than capable from the system recommended specs, yet nobody can run it at 1080p60fps stably even with a $500 mid range rtx gpu at medium settings.

yeah, i was referencing a review who talked about shit later in the game where it's obvious he hadn't gotten there in the 6 fucking minutes that he played at review time

the game just came out shitter what do you expect?

Most negative reviews I've seen are people saying they have a 1060. Haven't seen a RTX card reviewer yet

>unplayable
Literally using a 590 and I can play with 60fps, it's fucking AMD and I have less bugs than what these fucking idiots are talking about

I literally can't trust any posts on Zig Forums anymore because of dumb shit like this, EVERY post here is a troll, otherwise i'd have to live with the fact there are fucking retards out there fishing for (you)'s and reposting the same shit over and over.

I wish I could choke them, kill them with my own hands.
I want to see the light of life fade from their eyes as they gasp for air.
I unironically want to murder these cringe r*ddit søys so bad.
I want to kill them. Kill them, kill kill execution execute execute execute execute execute execute execute execute execute exdcute execute

Also 4channés, are you all going to denounce those retards giving CS GO positive reviews? all those "le funny cs go good game XD!" reviews? when CS GO is the shittest game on the planet

>works on my machine ;)

This generation is fucked, we need some alien invasion or a war...something to bring men back.

3.7 hours on record
1.1 hours at review time

Zig Forums hates cucker strike goyim, the only ones who don't are zoomers who don't belong here. Source was the last good CS.

he is cancer no surprise

My old ketamine dealer/friend told me it was easily GOTY and only played two hours... wtf bros.

CSGO is trash but entirely different kind of trash than this. What's with the reviews?

>Zig Forums hate CSGO now
What happened in the last 5 years?

>no mentioning of wholesome keanu chungus
NOT based!

CSGO is miles more put together than cyberflunk

Ultimately it comes down to the steam users giving "helpful" indicators on shitty reviews. No amount of emoji awards can change that. They really need to enforce word length or something into the algorithm.

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Not from what I've seen. Everyone on Zig Forums is constantly bashing Cyberpunk yet CS GO is the most played game on steam and you have brianlets positivley rating CS GO even when they admit the gameplay is dogshite.

I get cyberpunkus launched with bugs and shit, but those reviews OP posted are just retarded of course, but they aren't comparable to the shit barrel on CS GO's reviews

wholesome keanu nigger chungus

HAHAHHAHA, OY VEY! Yea fucking right it is, CS GO's gameplay is buy the awp and you win. CS GO is the most unbalanced shit ever made, people hack it constantly and it's gameplay is total dogshite

I dont understand Steam users. When I think of a helpful review, I think of a review that gives me enough information to know whether or not I want to purchase the game.