GOOD NOOOOOON Zig Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another hour closer to Jonesy (yes, THE Jonesy from Fortnite) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Jonesy glides into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! FORTNITE IS TOO CRINGY TO GET INTO SMASH!!!! JONESYFAGS FOREVER BTFO!!!! “No!”
Hate to disappoint you Smashfags, but there are still FOUR (4) more DLC slots for Smash Ultimate! And while you continue to praise Steve, need I remind you that this is still supporting the claim that zoomer games will be featured in Smash? Steve's reveal not only proved this claim credible, but also confirmed that yours truly will be in Smash Ultimate! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
I hope it is, just so we can say smash is beyond fucked and just give up on it.
Nolan Brooks
I want Smash and anything related to it to just die.
Evan Baker
And have it move to the mainstream audience for that game. Which are for kids, you fucking manchild.
Cameron Peterson
how do you faggots come up with these contenders for the smash roster? Do you just pick a zoomer character or something no one asks for and spam it until all of Zig Forums collectively seethes?
Aaron Turner
>4 Retard can’t counf
Ian Rodriguez
Fortnite is a legitimately great game. It won't be Jonesy, though. It will be Peely and Cuddle Crew.
>Sakurai appears on the screen, talks about Smash and the history >keeps getting a zoom call interuption. >After four tries, opens it. >It's the dude in the Crash Mascot Suit. >"SAH. KOO. RAI. MY MAN! MY MAIN ENCHALADA! MY AMIGO! Hey, I was wondering, Smash is to celebrate history, right? Wasn't it a historical event when Crash Bandicoot gave Mario 64 a run for it's money?" >Footage of the various Crash games. >"Oh hey, I found this on some poor schmuck." >He holds up the Smash letter >"I guess... He missed his bus?" >Both Crash Mascot and Sakurai start laughing
Reminder: The 'BIG FORTNITE' announcement was already data mined and it was Master Chief being in Fortnite. Nothing Smash related. Big time to cope, Stevefags.
Jonathan Mitchell
would be pretty funny
Joseph Perry
source?
Luis Martinez
this isn't as funny as steveposting
Mason Miller
probably the same source that says jonesy's going to be in smash
Luke Russell
lol
Jeremiah Miller
it's not funny because there's an actual fear that he will be in smash
Yeah jk there isn't. made this post as a meme/joke/satire/whatever.
Michael Rodriguez
Jonesy is white, we can't have that.
Jaxon Ramirez
I would imagine it that after crash revelation, Sakurai would appear with the crash costume
Nathaniel Hughes
>at the end of the trailer is just the Crash Mascot guy and Sakurai, both in crash costumes, laughing and finger gun pointing at each other
James Morris
fortnites style is grotesque enough already
Jaxon Taylor
A:Bite AAA:3 bites in rapid succesion RapidA:Grox continuosly strikes after growing the "Toxic telson" from spore Dash A:Grox charges and grows horns
Up tilt:Grox uses sing,will temporarily reduce damage done to him and causes damage Side tilt:Grox grows a random pose body part and strikes a pose dealing heavy knockback but low damage Down tilt:Grox dances
Up smash:Grox sings louder Side Smash:The pose animation changes to the level five pose in spore,and does more knockback Down Smash:Grox throws a missile at the ground
Neutral air:Grox shoots a laser beam Up air: A plumbob from the sims appears above groxs head and hits upward Down air:Grox makes a tiny space ship below him and explodes it Forwards air:Grox uses spit Back air:Grox bites backwards
Grab:Grox uses an abduction bam Grab attack:Bites Up throw:Grox has a miniature space ship throw the opponent upwards Down throw:Grox slams a building from spore ontop of the opponent,burying them Forward throw:Grox uses a proton missile Back throw:Grox will grow a charge part from spore and charge into the opponent
B:Grox summons a random maxis made spore creature (from cell or creature stage) to use an attack or sing/dance/pose/charm Up B:Grox grows wings and flys Side B:grox uses a random tribal stage weapon or instrument Down B:Grox creates a wormhole which does damage to anyone who enters besides the grox. The wormhole will disapear and grox will teleport downwards if he gets inside
Gimmick:Grox has the ability to use peaceful or violent moves. Peaceful moves will cause him to boost relations while still doing small damage to his opponent. Higher relations means he will take less damage from them and deal more knockback to them. Violent moves will cause him to lower relationships with his opponent. This will cause him to do alot more damage to them but they will also do alot more damage to him.
Taunt 1:Dance Taunt 2:Pulls out a bag of spice/sporebucks Taunt 3:grox uses a rc romote to fly an air vehicle around his head,in refrence to the civilization stage
Victory 1:Grox flys in on an airship and crashes. Victory 2:Groxs brain grows Victory 3:grox does the campfire dance from tribal stage ALTS 1:Normal grox 2:Willosaur colors with gold robot parts 3:Grox without robot parts 4:Moozilla colors 5:A color scheme refrencing steve from simcity/spore 6: Grox with colors refrencinf bella goth from the sims,including having a plumbob permenantly 7:Colors scheme resembling earths colors 8:Color scheme refrencing the creature on the cover art of galactic adventures
Final Smash:Depending on if youve used more peaceful or violent moves you either get fanactical frenzy which puts everyone to sleep and improves relations,Or planet buster which does damage to anyone caught in the blast and worsens relations
Adam Jenkins
I love spore. I wish the GROX would get it. probably not tho
