Archive is down, post your shittiest vidya opinion or most embarrassing confession...

archive is down, post your shittiest vidya opinion or most embarrassing confession. when the thread 404's it'll be gone forever

i'll start: I complain about skyrim all the time but I've never actually played it

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I crashed my car an hour after I passed my drivers exam.

if you didn't play the other games, you cannot call yourself a fan of a series.

Your post along with its evidence will not change the fact you are a terrible, terrible person OP

once time I got into a car accident because I was excited to buy a game at gamestop

what game?

Its still up for me, but it should shut down soon before the Smash spam hits

a used copy of Dual Hearts. it was 2012 and I was excited that I found a store that actually had it in stock
it was absolutely not worth the car accident

i never played a metroid game
i believe it was always a man named shaymus(that irish name but spelled samus)
they just decided to make it a woman to piss people off

I started being open about being a brony in high school

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>I complain about games I haven't played
Isn't that literally all of Zig Forums?

I fap to thicc dragons only, any other shit wont do anymore.

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OP here, the true confession is that I actually have played Skyrim. I wanted to open the thread before the archive came back up and couldn't think of an actual confession, so I made one up.

I openly kept saying that I liked girls with dicks in high school, but later I discovered that I don't really like the dicks. I discovered that I like women that look like femboys, minus the dick.
Goes to show that boys make the best girls, but girls that act like boys make the bestest girls.

Well considering she strips down in the first game I think she was always a woman

DON'T FALL FOR IT ANONS, HE JUST WANTS YOUR DARKEST SECRETS SO HE CAN USE THEM AGAINST YOU WHEN H

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men had long flowing hair back then

a guy buys me nintendo games for roleplaying as his anime waifu at this point i got more than 400 bucks on nintendo games i will not stop

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I started to read Sekirei after finding a pair of fanfics, one mixing it with Fate, the other with Call of Duty.

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WTF

I have 4 copies of Evolve
-One for Xbox One
-Another for Xbox One (ultimate edition with all the dlc characters)
-One for PC
-One for PS4 my friend got me as a joke after learning about the previous 3

I don't even own a PS4.

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I'm bi

Here is my list:
Dark Souls is the most overrated shit alongside Sekiro and Bloodborne, it is pathetic how people gushing over this shit games. It only shows how desperate most people are.

CDPR is a meme company and produced not a single good game.

The total war series is big pile of smelling shit and I am baffled who people can even play this shit. TW did become shit, it has always been shit.

Anime games arent real games alongside VN. Get over it you fucking weebs.

JRPG's sucks, simple as.

Thats not a game related confession you degenerate fuck.

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hi bi nice to meet you :)

Black ops 1 + 2 were the best call of duty games

Everything about Red Dead Redemption 2 puts me to sleep. Having to manage several different stamina bars just isn't fun.

I prefer linear games over the rest. Trying to figure out where to go or what to do next is retarded and a waste of time.
Yeah linear games are 'on a rail' but that's what games are about.

I still think TLOU 2 is the game of the decade

I've spent money on gacha

I get turned on by futanari/passable transwomen since like 15. I am not submissive or a bottom but I just like the combination of masculinity and femininity in one package. Had sex with few transwomen but I always was the dominant one. I think it may come from my boredom with standard porn and need for something different, more edgy. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

Again, but this time in english please.

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I clogged the toilet and my brother got the blame so he had to unclog it.

I hate that faggot NIGGER that posts his SHITTY fucking PS4 games

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Also, I never play Multiplayer I only play for the Zombies/Campaign game modes

Also the so called "movie games" are more fun and entertaining than "pure gameplay" games because you get more involved with the story and characters and you want to play more to see what's next while games with pure gameplay get boring and repetitive after a while.

I bought the 3D Mario Collection both digital and physical

I bump vtuber threads without actually having watched one

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I was almost spending a few cash on one but the jews at sega doubled the price of everything for no fucking reason

I spent around $120 dollars on pile o gifts in TF2 just so I can see that Spirit of Giving grow in size

Cont.
Now for the games:

1.Witcher franchise and generally the entire CDPR is overrated as fuck and maintains the hype and PR with shilling to the Reddit-tier people who will clap as their wholesome 100 gamedev studio crunches their coders to death while foaming when EA or Ubi does the same thing.
2.Underrail is the best spiritual successor to old Fallouts, mogging Wasteland on all levels
3.Disco Elysium was lost potential, it was too short and the partial voiceacting broke the immersion.
4.Best era for nintendo games was in 2000’s
5.Dusk was a great game
6. BF3 was the best part of the series and the campaign was better than 4

>Sonic Adventure 2 is better than 1
>Sonic Mania is good but overated
>Runaway is a better ending theme for TWEWY even if both songs are good
>I prefer 1080 Avalanche to SSX3

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Same, I just find them kinda cute and watch the funny clips

When I was young I didn’t want to wake up my parents because I would stay up late playing vidya. The bathroom was right next to their room and it would wake them up if I used it so I pissed in the tank for the humidifier in my room. Forgot about it and the next night my mother turned it on before she tucked me in. Woke up to parents screaming at me and the foul, foul smell... they still tease me about it. Room had to be repainted and scrubbed professionally

I did a science fair project on kirbys copy abilities in 5th grade and started crying because my parents didnt show up because they where filling out divorce papers

Oh and also i unironically enjoyed Sonic And The Black Knight

I'm bad at vidyas. I play on easy whenever possible.

I let a cat lick my dick once thinking it was going to be like a blowjob, but turns out it wasn't like that at all.

>Underrail
my Underrail confession: up until I read your post I thought anyone mentioning Underrail was actually talking about Undertale in some ironic fashion, similar to how you'd avoid a wordfilter. I haven't played either game so my conception of Undertale is surely muddied by things I've read anons say about Underrail

What did it feel like?
Asking for a friend.

No matter where I am I piss in the sink
I drank my flatmate’s beer to turn him against another one to get the latter dishonoured so she would stop having loud sex with her boyfriend since I couldn’t study for shit when they were fucking

>dad gets home and says he has something we need to talk about right away
>tell him to fuck off
>finish my match of CS
>go to talk to him later
>he tells me my grandmother had passed away suddenly
I felt like such an asshole

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I used to stop playing games at about 2-3:00 AM to play with a ghost. She makes herself known by loudly clanging my skillet & spatula together. I can't see her but i know she's there and whispers into my ear. we'll talk for only a phrase or two but its nice chat before bed. one day she insulted prime echos while i was playing. i called her a bitch and she never returned
not a single 2d game is worth its filesize

I never finished San Andreas

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I post dekinai-chan in response to people who can't read simple kana even though I'm far from fluent myself.

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I liked Underrail quite a lot since I loved Fallout 1 and 2, give it a go if you like such style of games
Never played Undertale desu, the hype turned me off

I raged at nintendogs and threw my DS across the room

Persona 4 helped me realise my trans identity

I am a massive scalefag, no one knows this in irl, and they all think that i am a normal person. they have no idea that the only thing i want in life is a beautiful draconic wife to spend my life with and to cherish.

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