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Zig Forums plays Cyberpunk
3 - Shazam
In a previous episode...
Cop named Adachi
Cyborg, name is Zig Forums
Did that one user manage to compile Rock Gaiden?
You are Adachi, a cop living in the the futuristic city of Zail. You have a laser pistol and a stunner. You are part of a police unit tasked with finding government criticizers. You wake up in the morning and hear on the radio that the Chief of Police has been shot and killed by a masked assassin. The masked assassin was last seen heading into a disused factory. This Could be just another assassination or it may be something more.
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to those who did not see the filename, first 1/5/9 gets it
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Call your partner
Go check the disused factory
> You go check the disused factory.
You arrive at the factory with a police squad car. You and the squad head into the building with your guns drawn.
Check every room
shit
Ask the new chief what is the name of this masked assassin, and find that he is the new J
You suddenly hear something echoing in the factory
faggot what are you trying to do here, that story is over
roll
Please actually read my post.
This:
You notice a shadow moving behind you
> You ask the new chief what is the name of this masked assassin, and find that he is the new J.
The new chief, a little man with a hook, tells you that the masked assassin goes by J. Not the old J, that one was executed in a police operation, although this was never revealed to the masses. A new cyborg took the reigns from where the old J left off.
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO
Fart on the chief
ask the turnip man to mockingly imitate him
> You fart on the chief.
The chief grabs his farting Hook and smacks you with it.
You hear a disturbing, metallic laughter echoing in the building
Tell him he is a loose cannon and that he is off the case
resurrect Hitler and ask him to punch the chief
> You tell him he is a loose cannon and that he is off the case.
The Chief pulls out a pistol and shoots you in the face, killing you.
Retarded faggot
stand up from the ground
Grab the bullet with teeth and ask "You're J... Aren't you, 'new chief'?"
mockingly imitate the chief as he shoots you
You wake up in a car scrapyard and see Keanu Reeves telling "Wake the fuck up Samurai, we got a city to burn"
> You mockingly imitate the chief as he shoots you.
The chief shoots you another time, blowing away one of your eyes.
Call him a faggot and walk away
Oh hey. I made that comp. I glad someone saved it
Mock him by saying "You missed"
Grow a massive futa cock and shoot out a cum jester at the chief and then anal vore them while singing the bugsnax themesong
>r/v gets character killed in less than 50 posts
"I'm an android, destroying my circuits is not enough to terminate me"
> You say "I'm an android, destroying my circuits is not enough to terminate me"
The chief fires once again, blowing apart your skull and killing you.
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fuck the chief is on a rampage