No comfy Game Award thread, let's fix that
Game Awards 2020
Geoff is such a betamale
WHERE IS ELDEN RING
WHERE
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT THE VGAs THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID
ELDEN RING, THE GAME WHERE IS THE GAME
SHOW ME THE VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME
MIYAZAKI YOU FUCKING HACK
my spirithuman
Mother 3 remake?
>Jackseptictank
Fucking vomit.
Rogue company, how to have the most forgettable name and logo and concept of all time
YOU GO GURL SHOW THEM QUEEN
This is what the Game Awards used to be about. How did we go from this to...
So TGA is the new E3 huh?
T. Flustered Fernando
but he used to get rich, he's like a less evil wormtongue
FUCK THE NARRATIVE
>mobile gacha trash ad
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO
is mr robot last season worth watching? completely missed on that
Geoff just said Josef is announcing something in a bit
t. Pissed Pedro
This thread is not comfy.
>SMB
is this 2011?
>chink impact
GO AND STAY GO
I know Geoff probably isn't a virgin, but it's so difficult to imagine him having sex. He doesn't even seem human. He's like an android, built only to promote video games.
All these femoid games that I'm not going to play.
I can't believe you guys helped Genshin gross $1B all funneled to our sworn enemy Xi Jinping
soul....
genshin looks so nice, why did they have to ruin it with gacha?
How the FUCK did TLOU2 win Best Audio Design over Half-Life: Alyx and Doom Eternal
KOBRA KAI GIRL THICCCCC
Why is there interlacing on every video?
controversial, but I enjoyed it
It's gacha with a game added on top
He's worse. Man doesn't give a shit about games he's just pandering to SJWs and trannys now.
Shillshin Impact random ad lmao
wait a second, what was his cat's name again?
>greatest rivalries in gaming
Please play my game it has
>abilities
>cooldowns
>meter
>randomized gear
>skill trees
>coop
>enemies that scale with you
>pseudo pvp
>gachashit baits
Bros...they will ruin the gaming..
>girl in the red
COOOOM
He's given concubines by companies to encourage him to promote their game
That was painful
what is this garbage?
more like Hollywood Award
not watching fuck off
Agreed
Great. Now they're ruining Cobra Kai for me.
Le roadtrip voxel indie game with sad music and le emotions
IT'S THE SAME FUCKING ARYTS
>let's pay celebrities to read a script pretending they give a shit about video games
American culture is so shit
it's the best season imo.
>procedural
It annoys me how completely unsubtle the Game Awards are about the fact they're gonna give the Last of Us all of the awards it's in.
this?
The only interesting thing revealed was Ark 2, but only because it was so confusing.
I don't even know if I even want it. Lmao, and I played the shit out of Ark.
Every road trip of procedural
sadly it was the only way it could make money.
Audio design is not about OST or soundtrack. It is about the sound effects. I hated TLOU2 but it had really good sound effects from the sickening crunch of the gore to the weapons firing off.
what did i miss Zig Forumsros???
genshin isnt even a new game, that trailer didn't even advertise an update. Was that just straight up shilling?
yes, it's great
I regret even downloading it and playing 6 hours worth. It was the most mind-numbing game I've ever played. A true 5/10.
I just want a good game bros for fuck sakes
Seriously TLOU2 best narration? Things that just happen not a single well crafted moment?
What the actual fuck was that.
Of course mom now fusses at me for playing vidya.
Heaven forbid I have a hobby I enjoy, right?
>tfw his game was good and sold well.
>tfw he entered the gaming industry out of sheer whim and fucking boredom.
How does he do it Zig Forums?
fuck returnal
that intro was the most PT shit ever and the woman sounded exactly like Claudia
KINO SYNTHWAVE SOUNDTRACK
>multiple "Team Abby vs Team Elly" segments
hmmm, I wonder what's going to win goty...
F
Cracker Woman
Is that a desert bus remake?
REACH THE MEXICAN BORDER TO ESCAPE BLUMFS AMERICA
the WaLL
It's not even a rivalry lmao
lmagine making an orange man bad game and then he leaves office before you can finish it
> another game with that horrible artstyle
This shit should have died with YIIK at a minimum.
>illegal immigrant simulator
Still holding on to hope for saints row 5. give me my dildo bat
I like this guy already, has the right priorities
Just coming to say fuck the sticky, that thing always has a bad vibe and slogs down my browser
Dude Alyx sound is extremely good since it needs to be for fucking VR
Yeah, Hades.
>that blatant DRUMPF propaganda game
fucks sake
post yfw no elden ring tonight
Not his anymore, he's fired
FUCK
>Was that just straight up shilling?
user, I.. What do you think it is you're watching right now?
Well that settles it guys...i...i guess orange man IS bad. wow. this changes everything.
OOOOOOOOOOH
Is there still hope, Eldenbros?
HES FUCKING BACK
its our boy
HE'S FUCKING BACK
HE'S BACK!
HE'S BACK
You missed the exit to reddit about two miles back.
FUCK THE OSCARS
its me. i win.
JOSEF IS BACK
quick rundown of all announced new games?
HES HERE
HOLY BASED
>He's not drunk
booooo
boring
blacc katte
KINO
FINALLY
Its the boy, Mr. Fuck the Oscars!
>old
>white
>male
got my vote
This has been a particularly shitty show. No hype at all, most games showed look bleh.
KEK
The worst part isn't the character rolling it's the fucking levelling and shit.
>Need money, EXP books and character materials to level
>These all use resin which is limited
>OTHER materials to level a character's skills/talents is fucking only on certain days
>Difficulty goes up and up making new characters more of a pain to level
My will to continue is plummeting.
MEME EUROPEAN MAN IS HERE!
he really is my friend
I KNEEL JOSEF-SAMA
ARE HIS GAME GOOD OR HE'S JUST A HACK???
he's back.
And also, FUCK THE OSCARS
Mo-cap is a huge part of what is wrong with games these days
Here's my take on The Game Awards (so far) This post isn't going to cover everything, just the stuff I can remember.
>pre show women calls The Game Awards 'TGS' instead of 'TGA'
>TLOU2 wins a lot of awards
>Sephiroph or whatever from FF7 Remake gets into Smash because 25 anime swordsmen wasn't enough
>band singing has 'Black Trans Lives Matter' on their black shirts
>No Man's Sky wins an award
>Left 4 Dead clone
>Perfect Dark remake reboot thing
>Doom clone down to it taking place on a planets moon
>Bad interviews, one women was wearing nearly nothing and was talking about how bad vaping is
>Mario orchestra of its major themes including 1-1 for the 100th time, even though that Undertale one from September was a lot better
>A bunch of needless celebrities to announce stuff to reel viewers in as bait
>Among Us devs wearing masks inside because of political garbage
>DOOM Eternal gets a sponsor talking about its DLC, no awards
>Evil Dead: The Game, featuring 1st movies characters, although some look too modern
>Ghost 'N Goblins reboot
>FF7 Electric Boogaloo wins RPG award
>Microsoft 9/11 simulator wins Sim award
>GOT wins Player's Voice award
>Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate wins Fighting Game award
>about a dozen of FPS and TPS make their shows on TGA
>Reggie and Jackscepticye makes an award, even though Jack 100% stole his profile picture from Psychedellic Eyeball
>Super MeatBoy Forever is a thing
>Genshill Crappact: BOTW Autism Edition gets shown
>Stupid TLOU2 Abby vs. Ellie thing
>Road 96, basically Desert Bus but with a bad story
>add showing Max Payne characters
>Josef Fares
he always sounds like he's trying to sell someone a couch
>Live from Stockholm
>It's some swarthy Mediterranean lmao
OUR GUY IS BACK
when he says "we'll be right back, he is implying it's a commercial". That was a paid commercial. sorry if you are just figuring out how things work. This isn't just 2 hours for fun. TV is to sell you things.
Bros...where is Deep Down
lmao
>gameplay reveal
Based Josef
Geoff: Fuck the Oscars haha (Enjoy the celebrities)
>buy one get one free guarantee
based
based based based
>play with me
NANI?!?!?!?!?!?!
all of these games have looked like shit
every single one of them
There have been several
ep7 is pure fucking kino
Did they show the Harry Potter game?
This show is fucking garbage. It's just a big circle jerk for Cuckman to pretend people like TLOU2
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE A FRIEND TO PLAY THESE GAMES???
I MISS MY EX GF, SHE WAS MY CO OP BUDDY
>WE'VE BEEN TURNED INTO NIGGERS
guarantee ive been on here longer than you, fake gate-keeping faggot
>Doom somehow didn’t win action
Journos got filtered
dude all these games look the same
>shitty mocapped dolls
Mocap looks so fucking bad, WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING IT.
Any good announcements? All I've seen was sepiroth in smash
is that elon musk
Oh no, he's trying humor.
All my friends are normies who only play warzone
is literally every game they show today a coop game?
This unironically looks based and creative
God please just ONE interesting game PLEASE
You're all going to play this game with your gfs, right bros?
>Any good announcements
nope
A cum filled couch
Not my kind of game but this unironically looks fun if you have a girlfriend to play with
CLAY IS NIGGER
I'd watch this comedy if I were drunk enough
christ, this looks jank. Is anything on this set real?
What is this abby vs ellie? Im cringing just imagining it
at least it looks like a video game
Perfect Dark and notDead Space
Based THE FUCK OSCARS man showing real gameplay that looks fun.
I'll play it with my little sister.
Is this over yet?
JUST ME AND YOU
IT TAKES TWO
DMC primarily used mocap and it's pretty good.
i don't like the fuck oscars man anymore after this now bros.......
>literally that rabbit game from fromsoft with a quirky narrative thrown in
Basically L4D3
Basically Dead Space 4
Disco Elysium Update
New Ace Combat
uhh I don't remember the rest
A Way Out had a tonne of humour in it
The problem is this one has a w*man
This game looks cute.
why every game is a shooter, and half of them with zombies
why americans can only do fps
it's so saturated i don't want to play any of them, so tired of coop fps shit
They are pretending people like TLOU2 so they can give it GOTY
My nigga Reggie
I legit have left my seat and come back multiple times with identical zoomer shooter game trailers playing
Yes, they announced that black trans lives matter and that orange man was bad
Josef's game wins.
I can't believe videogames are dead.
I will play it with my mom
the best game of the show so far holy shit
what a terrible event
>Almost 2AM
Think I'm done. Have fun suffering fags.
It actually looked cool
I can feel the soul
there was a 3d side scroller furry game that looked good
If its not ______________ why bother?
REGGIE
Does Abby even have genuine supporters?
My body is Reggie!
wholesome game
>game about a straight couple bonding
I think I fell asleep for a minute there. Enough for a really crazy dream...
>it takes two
>two
...
BBBBRRRRRR
why is his webcam so shit
who declared orange man bad?
co-op games, nothing but co-op games
Jesus, Reggie. Could you afford an HD web came with a decent mic?
>They brought Reggie on to announce the cripple award
Reggie with that 2000s conference webcam look
>Makes cool games and saves the TGAs from being cure cringe-fests
Love that guy
??
Stickies aren't comfy
this nigga was the president of nintendo and still has trash webcam
elden ring
Ok, find the clues Zig Forums
Looks like their body's weren't ready.
>innovation in accessibility
im out
>gaming is for everyone!
NOOOOOO REGGIE HOW COULD YOU BETRAY GAMERS LIKE THIS
>arachnophobia is a disability
that co-op game actually looks fun, like really soulful
i trust fuck the oscars man, a way out was pretty fun
Probably the only award TLOU2 deserves.
Reggie presenting Last of Us 2 with an award. Worst TGA of all time.
Wait, THATS why Grounded was included? Because it has a phobia trigger warning mode?
HOOOOOOOONK
What the fuck, why is she behind a window? What the fuck?
> the goblin behind the guy
hahaha holy shit
HAHAHAH FUCKING HYPERBOT HAD SOME TRANNY HAVING A SEIZURE PLAYING CYBERPUNK
Reggie is the most Turkish black man on Earth. I gotta say that's a disability.
Man of the people.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
FUCK
OFF
Duck in Smash
>TLOU2
>innovation in accessibility
THE GAME IS ABOUT DISMEMBERING RANDOM HUMANS WHAT THE FUCK
>more cringe of us 2 awards
RIGGED
This is all just a big masturbation session for TLOU2.
LOL why is the woman behind a glass door?
hahaha why is she behind a window
>That guy in the wheelchair eating the dots
Oh Jesus that's sad
>TLOU2 wins again
bros.....we just keep losing...
based guy keeping the f*moids out of his office
THERE'S A TRANNY BEHIND YOU
its nice for this guy to let his stalker on stream
AGAIN!
nice jew shield dude
>woman outside
FUCKING BASED
SHE'S OUTSIDE THE WINDOW LMAOOOO
Anyone else muting all the acceptance speeches
what the FUCK is that thing
if you have epilepsy you shouldn't play videogames
simple as
uh oh, Zig Forums gonna freak
>TLOU
>accessibility
what?
Because japan gives a shit. In the west mocap is mainly used to cut corners.
Easier to have people clown around than tweak IK/FK animations.
what in the literal fuck, lmfao
I fucking hate video games
No, it's because you can turn off the spiders. Which is fucking retarded.
Why is she behind a window?
LET HER IN
>these literal NPCs following these crazy lockdown protocols
What innovation??
TRANNY TRANNY TRANNY
LMAO
We just can't stop winning