Comfy TGA 2020 thread 5
if this is a new dark watch im gonna bust a nut
Van Hellsing something??
I know there's been like 7 zombies games already but I like the cowboy western aesthetic
They are trying so hard to validate games as something serious lol
This is the worst TGA ins years, also Eddie Veder didn't earn that paycheck, that singing was trash nigga.
>a white male protag
It's beyond cringe.
Oh shit an actual videogame
>ate so much that I can't see my dick
My soul is leaving my body. Im so fucking bored. There's just so much grey bang shoot space game.
Also whimsical indie shit
Feels like this was from like 7 years ago
Is this God Eater trash?
How much time left until the end?
was based in the beginning, fell off after back 4 blood
How fucking long is this?
its anime
hes asian
As much as Code Vein was.
Here's my take on The Game Awards. This post isn't going to cover everything, just the stuff I can remember.
>TLOU2 wins a ton of undeserved awards
>Sephiroph or whatever from FF7 Remake gets into Smash because 25 anime swordsmen wasn't enough
>band singing has 'Black Trans Lives Matter' on their black shirts
>No Man's Sky wins an award
>Left 4 Dead clone
>Perfect Dark remake reboot thing
>Doom clone down to it taking place on a planets moon
>Bad interviews, one women was wearing nearly nothing and was talking about how bad vaping is
>Mario orchestra of its major themes including 1-1 for the 100th time, even though that Undertale one from September was a lot better
>A bunch of needless celebrities to announce stuff to reel viewers in as bait
>Among Us devs wearing masks inside because of political garbage
>DOOM Eternal gets a sponsor talking about its DLC, no awards
>Evil Dead: The Game, featuring 1st movies characters, although some look too modern
>Ghost 'N Goblins reboot
>FF7 Electric Boogaloo wins RPG award
>Microsoft 9/11 simulator wins Sim award
>GOT wins Player's Voice award
>Mortal Kombat 11 Ultimate wins Fighting Game award
>Reggie and Jackscepticye makes an award, even though Jack 100% stole his profile picture from Psychedellic Eyeball
>Super MeatBoy Forever is a thing
>Genshill Crappact: BOTW Autism Edition gets shown
>Stupid TLOU2 Abby vs. Ellie thing
>Road 96, basically Desert Bus but with a bad story
>gaming ad showing Max Payne characters
>Weird game where the Book of Love is a literal talking book and you play as a wife and husband trying to get their bodies back
>TLOU2 wins Innovation of Accessibility award
>VR Star Wars gaming that looks and runs horrible
>BOTW: Not 2
>Stupid Pokemon GO sponsor despite not being relevant for 4 years
>Among Us wins best Mobile Game award, more fake tears and wearing masks inside
>Another friggin TLOU2 thing
>RDR + Evil Dead = Evil West
I'll reformat this.
cool cool
>that butchered Johnny Cash cover
Same thing
You guys only tuned in for the Smash announcement then went back to playing CP2077, didn’t you?
Just admit it.
This is comfy thread nigger fuck off
So is SH actually happening?
Western action games blend into each other my nigga. How many games now do we have about zombies. Has to be more than 5 by now.
I was referring to evil west
Dude, I'm just trying to help out.
What the fuck is up with this anti depression ads. Are gamers okay?
Literature is just as bad as video games. /lit/ is full of themselves. Fiction is a trash genre, and a DANGEROUS genre used by crazy people to bait people into imagining fantasy worlds that could actually exist. (See the Hand Maid's Tale)
The Chad choice is non-fiction.
>believing Zig Forums leaks
Yeah. SH is real. Like BB PC port. Any minute
After Last of us 2 wins there will be suicide hotline numbers on the screen
>Gamers are donating their superior DNA
Why do they sound like BBC posters
GAMER SPERM
POWERFUL SWIM SWIMS
Elden Ring?
been watching this and gonna unpause yakuza LAD once this is done
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK GAMERS
WE'RE SUPERHUMANS
So many "insiders" were claiming it'd be shown for sure. It'll be hilarious if it isn't and they backtrack again by saying "it was removed from the show last minute".
This show is too fucking long.
this fuck space/zombies/monster shooting shit
>posting information instead of spamming or posting shit is now frowned upon
E3
well, thankfully they at least filled it with tons of shit that has nothing to fucking do with video games
I still don't know what the fuck is this Among Us
>Few years ago consoles were all about being able to watch tv and sports and all kinds of shit that aren't games
>Then it goes to bullshit games a service
>Now it's disabled and trans minority bullshit
I think I'm finally ready to just let games go
DON'T BE SUS
LAUGH
>bring a content creator who wasn't nominated to give an award for content creators
Isn't it kinda like spitting in his face?
Based.
HOLD UP HOLD UP
What? No top of the morning?
So this Among Us is like ancient Ship game? Never played it
I dont like Among Us.
Who the fuck is this Alanah Pierce
I know she's they chick that got a job at Santa Monica for no reason, but I have never heard of her before
Anyone else feel like vidya becoming mainstream was a mistake?
>e-celeb of the year
depression
She's cute. Would simp if I was one of those
It's a "who's the traitor" game.
wtf is content creator award? video games streamers?
It's literally just ipad SS13. Based casuals not being able to grasp any mechanics too complex for a toddler
The Brie movie trailer was cancelled at the last minute. Conflict between Brie and the IP holder.
Ain't even blond but there's nothing but air.
She's shilled by the industry so fucking hard goddamn
>He doesn't know
>content creators
>all they do is play other people's video games
Normies ruin everything they touch
Anything becoming mainstream is a mistake.
SS13 is casual game, zoom-zoom.
>shitnight
Can't wait til it goes back to being for losers only
Master Chief cums....
Feed me more lies
Basically this. Sadly it has.
Is she a prostitute?
This.
I reformatted it, but its still character limit.
This.
Holy shit. Brie fucking pissed off Nintendo. They might scrap her movie apparently
Blood gultch is coming to fortnite? What the fuck is going on anymore
what happened to red vs blue...on wait
Maybe you should kill yourself? You're not target audience of games and never were. Find new hobby, pathetic sobbing emofag. I bet you're balding too.
It is really weird, I thought she was huge since she got into Cyberpunk 2077 too, but her youtube channel has 500k subscribers. I don't get it.
ninjas audience were born after RvB. what are they even doing.
She was on IGN and Funhaus too
This is terrible, vidya is dead or made for zoomers
tldw on what games have been revealed?
What happened?
Back in my days we played similar games in cards and in chats. They're entertainment for adults. One round was around 3-5 hours.
Fortnite is like the village whore.
So which awards winners were deserving so far?
>I don't get it
Its a female and she's attractive. All simps are looking for.
alright this fucking sucks, I'm off. see ya guys.
This show is really shit
Who the fuck is this retard lmao
theres this cute one called it takes two
and the a cowboy spooky one I forgot the name of
besides that nothing else
Ok guys, I'm zoning out at this point, this is getting difficult to watch.
Doom is getting shagged so hard. No fucking wonder we dont get good games anymore.
Gotta hand it to Geoff for his stamina at least.
SJYRIM AGAIN? AHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where’s the porn
Perfect Dark
not Left4Dead 3
not Dead Space 4
not Dragon's Dogma in Korean
Ark 2
it's been 9 years and they're still shilling Skyrim
>skyrim
TODD
You're out of date yourself in looking at Youtube as a metric instead of Twitch
im gonna have to mute when keanu comes on. he'll have a really awkward interaction with geoff and then say something cringy
How long til it's over?
Are you ready to buy Skyrim every month for the rest of time, through Gamepass?
yes
Elden Ring will be last
feels like they blew ther load with the game announcements early. Same shit happens every year. Then right at the end they just suddenly go "well thanks for joining us!" without showing anything anybody was actually waiting on
Vtubers were robbed this year
WE TODD ED
when does this end?
>all this micro$oft shilling
All journalists should be hanged and destroyed and raped and killed and burned.
As cringe as Fortnite RvB?
Holy fuck Skyrim for XBOX thank you Tood Howard this is exactly what I wanted
This is dragging on way too long
YOOOOOOOOOOO
Metroid trailer was going to drop tonight but Brie made a stink about her script for the reveal. Nintendo retaliated by pulling the trailer at the last minute. Rumor is they're super pissed at her and are threatening to force the studio to recast Samus
HOLY SHIT ANOTHER WOOPER WATCH
Wait that means the Yakzua collection is coming to PC then right?
WOOPCHADS FUCKING CAN'T STOP WINNING
Why Xbox gamepass is so based compared to PS+ trash?
yep
I didn't realize tlou2 was a MS product
Me.
Microsoft unironically doesn't deserve Yakuza
Please remove yourself from the gene pool
i sure hope so
>mobile trash
i feel out of touch with video games
Was that for pc or xbox?
>JC mobile
bros...
fuck yeah yakuza 3-6 finally on pc
Now you do.
He watches vtubers user. He was never in the pool in the first place.
Is wooper rare on PKMG or something?
it very well could be. celebrities usually have no experience with the gaming industry and don't know how to "fit in", and someone already as awkward and introverted like keanu reeves can easily fuck up and act out of place