(speech 100) u go west u are west

>(speech 100) u go west u are west
>damn... i never thought about that lmao xD me so dumb sometimes >.

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I like how 2 of the ways to convince him to stop invading are related to the NCR being fucking retarded and another way is convincing him that the NCR was only pretending to be retarded this entire game to lure them into an ambush

That's because the NCR truly is retarded.

Obviously

I like how each time this thread is posted, the dialogue deteriorates some more

>and another way is convincing him that the NCR was only pretending to be retarded this entire game to lure them into an ambush
You laugh but thats how NCR won the first battle for hoover dam

These are the same bozos who wear football gear as protection against automatic rifles, and you expected some level of intellect from them?

Yea, because Joshua was even more retarded

>xD
xD

Yeah but it makes sense he wouldn't consider any of that because he wasn't the leader of the legion up until like, a few days before the battle happens and isn't really fit for any actual leadership role because he just wants to wage war and murder people

Lanius was never meant to be smart. He's valued for his violence and brutality. That's why you need Caesar pulling the strings

Honestly the only pretending to be retarded bit was fucking hilarious conceptually. Imagine if Hitler never invaded France through Belgium because he thought there's no way the French were so dumb they didn't think anyone could just go around the Maginot Line. The mind is the most dangerous enemy ig

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xDDDD

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>valued for his violence and brutality
not even that apparently since you can just tell him to fuck off

Joshua had no business leading an army, and neither does Lanius. Neither had a head for strategy or logistics.

>valued for his violence and brutality
>only that
I see you fell for the Lanius myth. He orchestrates the second battle of Hoover Dam which guarantees victory if there is no courier intervention.

the 3rd one is cyberpunk dialogue

CP2077 is more of the PC being an unlikable asshole.

Not a difficult feat when you're up against a retard like Lee

>wEsT
>you right

What happens if Lanius does go back, fully secure the East, and comes back twenty years later better prepared for the Dam?

The road was so fucking kino wish I knew how to read so I read the book too

>trust me fa m you don't want these hands
>you right I aint about that life

everybody gangsta until they see the red beret

>"turn around lol"
>you win this one courier
really? Zig Forums thinks this is good?

>(speech 100) da bear und da bull and da PRÖÖÖÖH :DDDDDDD
>fug :DDDDDDD

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He doesn't come back because the Legion cannot change without drastic measures and Arizona cannot support those measures

PRRROOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHGG

>if youre here, then youre not there
>oh whoops!
Get fucked.

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>he wasn't the leader of the legion up until like, a few days before the battle happens
He's been the leader of the Legion for the past 5 years, he was invented after Graham took his all expenses paid trip to Grand Canyon. He's the one who tells you what a shitshow taking Denver was, making him the only person in the Legion to ever outright criticize Caesar's decision making

honestly, everyone is retarded in this game, except House.

Dond worry, I wont habe u lashed to a gross lige the resd of these degenerates :DDDDD
ids useful that u habbened by xDDD

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>(Speech 0) me make thread 3000th time xD me so original

>I figured out I had 15 years until the end of the world
>I left everything until literally the last possible minute
>I almost lost everything because my calculations were 24 hours out