GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Zig Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Dr. Robotnik (yes, THE EGGMAN from Sonic the Hedgehog franchise) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Dr. Eggman walks into the spotlight!
>H-HAH! THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ADD ANY MORE REPS TO THIRD PARTY FRANCHISES THAT ARE ALREADY IN SMASH, INCLUDING VILLAINS
Uh, hello? Earth to user? Did you not hear the latest news from the Game Awards? They're adding in another Final Fantasy 7 rep, who also happens to be a main villain! With Sonic being a much older and recognizable series to smash, it's only a matter of time before our day will come!
>who is he THE EVIL DOCTOR RAD GENIUS AND BAD MINIONS, WHO'LL HELP YOU SAVE THE WORLD AND TO INTERVENE, HE'S BEEN MOVIN AT YOU NEVER NEVER SEEN, HE'S THE GREATEST FIGHTER THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE ON THE SCREEN >what does he bring to table HE'S ICONIC, WITH BIONIC ANIMATRONICS, HE'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO CATCH THAT HEDGEHOG THEY CALL SONIC
HIS FILMING IS ATOMIC HIS MUSTACHE IS ON FIRE WELCOME TO THE NEW WORLD E-E-EGGMAN EMPIRE
Those aren't the lyrics, these are; Evil doctor with a rad genius And bad minions Who'll help enslave the planet, next to undefeated I'm back in rhythm like you like you've never seen I'm the greatest, finest evil that's ever been on your screen I'm iconic With my bionics and animatronics I'll finally manage to catch the hedgehog they call Sonic As fabled as atomic, my moustache on fire Welcome to the new world, Eggman Empire
How is it that Robotnik is so based that he can make even a videogame movie into kino?
Carson Powell
They'll announce both Eggman and Shadow.
Carson Collins
Would've been way better than Sephiroth. AoSTH > SatAM
Grayson Young
Eggman is my top pick, but I can't imagine him working too well. He's already pretty tall but in his machines he'd be huge. Just him in the eggmobile could work but then he'd have to be flying. The eggwalker might be a good compromise but it's not really the best representation of the character.
Ryder Reyes
That'd actually be an interesting pick though user, it'll never happen
Fuck you it never fucking ends does it No matter who gets in smash autism roster is never ever ending even ifyou have to shitpost for the guy from pitfall to get in
Kinda funny how this predates the whole N-word meme by nearly 15 years but is pretty much the same joke
Joshua Powell
>rofagnikfags Lol, it's Eggman. Always has been, always will be.
Adrian Ross
>Flapping as usual, I see
Justin Rodriguez
Nah, there's just crud and sludge in there.
Jayden Ortiz
MILES PROWER IS NOT MY SON HE'S JUST A FOX WHO CLAIMS THAT I AM THE ONE BUT THE FOX IS NOT MY SON
Angel Myers
"Ivo Robotnik" is canonically his real name in all regions as of the Adventure games Cope
Lincoln Ward
Been pushing for Eggman for so long. It feels like this is his watershed moment. I don't think he'll get in this time but the swell of support could get him in next time.
