not gonna lie. this looks pretty dope.
Not gonna lie. this looks pretty dope
Kayden Williams
Aiden Morgan
It does, and trannies will be seething about it for all eternity. Can't wait.
Sebastian Adams
We're going home, wizardbros.
Gavin Evans
it's probably the closest thing we will get to a TES 6 for the next couple years.
Cooper Ross
literally the game of my dreams
hope trannies don't fuck it up
Angel White
Looks cool and I get to dab on trannies while playing it? Sign me up. For each copy purchased, a tranny monster kills themselves. Do your part Zig Forums
Liam Fisher
it looks hella dope hecka sick and freakin kick @ss!
Matthew Howard
>year is 2014
>not gonna lie. this looks pretty dope.
Jaxson Roberts
i might buy the PS5 just for this game alone.
Jaxon Mitchell
Dumbleposting
Adam Miller
Jaxson Roberts
Alexander Gray
when are we getting a new trailer?
Colton Williams
"To all Gryffindors... Cheers. Cheers, my friends. It has been an honour. Cheers!"
Dumbledore fixes his eyes on the Slytherin table, completely ignoring Ravenclaw and the other one
"Now Slytherin... I know we have had our differences, but your ambition and hard work is truly something to behold. Admirable!"
the Slytherins are cautious. Dumbledore usually follows up a praise with some humiliation and injustice
"Indeed, I have a special treat for you all because of these traits. It's so good, that you'll love it despite its Muggle origin. It is a large apparatus which all of you can fit in which will confer all of you a deeply unique experience that shall benefit us all. A chamber of sorts. I have had that room over there fitted with the apparatus. Move along, children, shuffle into it now. You too, Snape*
the Slytherins flood into the room, some cautious and some excited
Dumbledore slams the door shut and enchants it to be locked and airtight. He turns to the other houses
"And that special treat? That "unique experience" the Slytherins shall all experience and you all won't?*
"..."
"...Why, it's... DEATH! FUCK SLYTHERIN! THE FINAL SOLUTION TO THE SLYTHERIN MENACE BEGINS NOW! PROFESSOR MCGONAGALL, TURN ON THE GAS! YES, YES, WELL DONE, SLYTHERIN! WELL DO E SLYTHERIN FOR DYING SO WELL! SIX MILLION POINTS TO A HOUSE THAT SHALL CEASE TO EXIST IN 5 MINUTES!"
as Dumbledore's mouth foams during his blood-crazed tirade, the hall erupts into applause and a massive, inter-house orgy ensues. The Slytherins begin dying in the gas chamber. As Malfoy chokes on his own blood, Harry proves himself to be a sexual dominant member of the orgy
Dumbledore looks on with pride
*Years later Harry Potter tells recounts these events to his son, Albus, at bedtime, with Ginny smiling warmly at the memory.
"And that's how Dumbledore exterminated the Slytherin scum. HEIL GODRIC! Dumbledore truly was the greatest headmaster of them all, and a good friend"
Jonathan Stewart
HOL UP THERE! I'S FINNA BOUTSTA RIDE YO DINOSOUR LOOKIN ASS BITCH
Evan Davis
Lincoln Hall
hol up. we wuz wizards the whole time??
Liam Ramirez
I honestly thought Anthem always looked lame.
Ethan King
I can just feel this will become an Epic Exclusive, goddamn chinks
Parker Gray
Easton Martinez
be zappin nigguhs and sheeeeit
Jaxson Sanchez
more like HogFARTS!
Joshua Turner
is there one with anal or something similar?
Elijah Scott
Have they said how the houses work? I'm assuming you'll either just choose, or you'll answer some questions and it'll select one for you based off your answers but let you change it if you want, like the perks in Fallout New Vegas.
Logan Powell
I want to answer the hat's questions directly into my mic. and if i whisper "please not slytherin" enough times, it better fucking do it.
Cooper Hughes
We didn't even see any gameplay, bro.
Jaxson Powell
Robert Adams
kek pretty great comic actually
Jose Hernandez
where's this originally from? its so old
Luis Evans
not gonna lie. I just smoked a lot of dope.
Liam Cox
Imagine being sent to Ravenclaw with all the smelly Fujos and Tomokos.
Mason Davis
>doesn't start from year 1
i'm a bit disappointed