Wake up

>wake up
>you're in Alice's wonderland
what do?

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sex with alice

Grab a knife, and a napkin. Things are gonna get bloody and I don't want my knife rusting.

befriend alice

tea party with the bros and then proceed to hold alice's hand

die horribly, most likely

Bone Alice.

you are in alice wonder land right now. you just do not have the knowledge and wisdom to realize it.

find the jabberwock and fuck its ass

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Drink Alice's pee tea!

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Have sex with Alice in Wonderland

fuck her

try to bang her, I'm serious.

>Alice Madness is completely fucked
I am angry

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Hehehehehehehehehehehehe you saw it YEEEEE AAAHAHAHAHAH UUUUUOOOOOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOO IIIIIUUOOOOHIUHIUGIU

Lick her feet and hope she steps on me

I just want to fuck a cosplay slut in alice clothes

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Find growth potion and put a little drop of it in a tiny container. Find shrink potion and drink it. Walk into Alice in Wonderland. Drink growth portion from the tiny container.

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..why ?

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Based

Now he is a giant in wonderland. Unlimited power.

become Alice's foot slave

But he shrank before so he's just back to normal. How is that different than regular growth drink usage in Wonderland ?
Also you can't user Wonderland stuff outside of it.

>currently dating a girl that used to cosplay
>one of her cosplays was alice from years ago
>she doesnt have the costume anymore

i was so close

what race is this?

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just buy one for her

Befriend Alice

She could really use one and since am in her mind there's not much else I can do

drink shrink potion
give growth potion to Alice
profit

>Buying a cosplay outfit for a girl
Bad idea, they always some how twist it into their mind as 'cheating' because "you're pretending im her when you fuck me", you have to let them think it's their own idea

Just a normal white girl, you know, that you will never be like