>wake up
>you're in Alice's wonderland
what do?
Wake up
fap
sex with alice
Grab a knife, and a napkin. Things are gonna get bloody and I don't want my knife rusting.
befriend alice
tea party with the bros and then proceed to hold alice's hand
die horribly, most likely
Bone Alice.
you are in alice wonder land right now. you just do not have the knowledge and wisdom to realize it.
find the jabberwock and fuck its ass
Drink Alice's pee tea!
Have sex with Alice in Wonderland
fuck her
try to bang her, I'm serious.
>Alice Madness is completely fucked
I am angry
Hehehehehehehehehehehehe you saw it YEEEEE AAAHAHAHAHAH UUUUUOOOOOHOHOHOHHOOHOHOO IIIIIUUOOOOHIUHIUGIU
Lick her feet and hope she steps on me
I just want to fuck a cosplay slut in alice clothes
Find growth potion and put a little drop of it in a tiny container. Find shrink potion and drink it. Walk into Alice in Wonderland. Drink growth portion from the tiny container.
..why ?
Based
Now he is a giant in wonderland. Unlimited power.
become Alice's foot slave
But he shrank before so he's just back to normal. How is that different than regular growth drink usage in Wonderland ?
Also you can't user Wonderland stuff outside of it.
>currently dating a girl that used to cosplay
>one of her cosplays was alice from years ago
>she doesnt have the costume anymore
i was so close
what race is this?
just buy one for her
Befriend Alice
She could really use one and since am in her mind there's not much else I can do
drink shrink potion
give growth potion to Alice
profit
>Buying a cosplay outfit for a girl
Bad idea, they always some how twist it into their mind as 'cheating' because "you're pretending im her when you fuck me", you have to let them think it's their own idea
Just a normal white girl, you know, that you will never be like