Hey, CD Projekt Red! THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIIIIE!

Hey, CD Projekt Red! THIRTY MINUTES UNTIL YOU DIIIIE!

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Oh shit, I don't know if I can handle the stress lol

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Leaving 0 as well

You think it would have been a better call for them to make another Witcher instead?

Yes.

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Yes.

Will they kneel?

I'm early act 2 and I'm a bit bored of this game. Struggling to keep myself interested in it.

Also, I regret going a tech main build since it's pretty much pointless past level 7.

Already started last night.

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Why do video games have such a fucking strict muzzle on the voice of people who are actually buying and playing theie products?

Even more shame to the people who defend this retarded shit.

Wouldn't it be the same shitfest? This feels like result of some major changes inside the company.

>it doesn't need to be a 10/10 game
>it doesn't need to be a 9/10 game
>it doesn't need to a 5/10
>user's opinion don't matter

this is gonna be funny

Yes. Though I'm not sure if it would have turned out differently. They'd probably try to make game of the same scope with it and fail all the same.
Still a better bet.

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Play the fucking side quests and have some fucking fun with exploration and mechanics christ
there is no fucking way anyone can review this game in the first week.

>I will now bot your metacritic and leave a thousand 0 reviews (pointlessly because this shit didn't work for Pokemon, TLoU2 etc. and never will) because my life is sad and i have nothing better to do besides suicide
Ok Shazam we know you're still spending 100+ hours on the game

Implying the score is going to affect any sales.

>it didn't even hit 300k concurrent players
>o-ok it did. but it won't hit 400k!
>haha it won't hit 500k!
>well ok, but it surely won't hit 600k.
>its slowing down now. it won't hit 700k
>1 million? forget it. below 800k is my call
>below 900k for such a hyped game? lmao fail
>fuck will it do 1 million? nahhh man look the count is slowing down, increasing in increments of like 5 thousand every 5 minutes at MOST
>fuck. 1 million. B-BUT ITS LESS THAN CSGO'S PEAK HAHAHAHA

reminder don't spam 0's they get deleted.
also try to write more than one sentence.

oh fuck

All fanboys will be waiting to drop 10/10 reviews

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name?

Yep.

Bond. James Bond

Bro, are you ok?

It's super similar to the witcher just with a lot of elements to GTA, its just a better watchdogs in the end

Im gonna listen to this as I witness review bombing

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As far as I can tell the problems are twofold
1) the game is a buggy mess
2) It's yet another city that just farts icons all over the map instead of being genuinely interactive, you walk to a certain X and Y and a bunch of characters appear and start a stageplay for you, they kinda promised something more

Most reviews are gonna focus on 1) but isn't 2) kind of a bigger deal?

IT'S HAPPENING

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omg i'm leaving 0 because my shit xbox one from 2013 can't run it

In the long term, yeah, but 1 is still important right now

STOP THE COUNT

2 FUCKING MINUTES BEFORE HELL OPENS

Why do you dumb cunts believe that anyone will care about user review bombings? Especially after TLOU2

>you walk to a certain X and Y and a bunch of characters appear and start a stageplay for you

This is a very good complaint that nobody seems to give a single shit about. Most just hate the game so far because they can't run it. But the openworld aspect seems very staged. The traffic patterns are good but npc spawn rates are bad. Basically every corner is a bunch of npcs fighting

HERE WE GO NIGGAS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm giving it a 4
Fuck Sony & their refund policies

I tried to do that but there's nothing to do

the real 2 is much larger than that:
2) not a single feature is well or decently made, everything shifts from mediocre to genuinely bad.
which is the thing that jounos and fanboys are desperatly try to discract from.
Game is a 5-6 without the bugs and a 4-5 with them.

>tfw my honest review will get lost in the middle of hundreds of "fuck u cybertrannies 0/10" reviews

So uhhh when are the bug fixes coming?

It's funny, they outright tell people to not but the PS4/Xbox One versions, and it's also not much better on the Pro and One X.

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I remember in GTA San Andreas you would sometimes be walking around and then have a car full of criminals being chased by the police zoom past you. It really made the world feel like there was more going on than newer games that will just trigger a scripted event when you enter a certain area.

WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ???

two weeks minimum

>Nobody:
>French People: I'll give this game a 59,230/100 for accuracy

who the fuck actually leaves user reviews?

Based French

>OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR YOU FUCKING TRANNIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1million players all about to leave negative reviews :)

Neoaphrodite

Here we go

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Watch Dogs 2 has a more vibrant world rhan CP77

How?

>5 MINUTES LATE
what now?

can't wait for them to start pruning negative reviews

>its over
based

based

click to "user review" dumb dumb

NOOOOO STOP IT
S___ T__ C____

COUNT. EVERY. REVIEW

>its over
lmfao

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People are leaving user reviews now, but the user score is still not shown for some mysterious reason.

THE ALT RIGHT IS ATTACKING

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console reviews will be very different from pc

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LMAO check PS4 reviews its happening

LETS FUCKIN GOOOOOOO

which one of you wrote this? my rx580 runs the game between 40 to 50fps on medium and that's not even considered an expensive card i just turn on freesync amd wins again

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