That kid who pretended school was a vidya and acted out game animations anytime he did anything

I did that with Mario 64. Forgive me Jesus.

Its impossible to properly fuck her. You would destroy her insides.

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i knew a kid that would run like mario in smash

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she'd tink it's worth it

>small/flat chest
>wide hips
>thick thighs
>plump butt
Name a better bodytype.

I only walked in straight lines tile by tile because of Zelda.

Here you go senpai, a solution to your size problem.

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>be me years ago
>parents sign me up to a new middle school in the middle of 7th grade
>wanted to be the quirky weird but oddly cool kid
>faked british accent for half a school year trying to act like Portal 2 Wheatley but get bored and called out 2 weeks in
>really big into slenderman so try to appear lonely and dark and obsessed with drawing weird slender style drawings, everyone just sort of awkwardly ignore me
>started wearing hoodies that covered my full face with scarfs to try and act like south park kenny and act raunchier, everyone laughs
>one day bring a shittily made majoras mask colored with pencils and made of paper, wear it all day and some teachers ask me to take it off during class while a few girls giggle and points at me
>fnaf came out late 8th grade, made a few anime club friends and started to draw mediocre fnaf porn to try and shock them but accidentally draw during a class and the popular girl asks me what the fuck im doing
>last day of school wanted to make something memorable, colored a piece of post-it black and wore it over my lip and roleplayed hitler all day (no teacher noticed)
>highschool starts, try to fake another accent (russian) to try and be more likable, shit gets old a week in
>It's been like this everytime i start a new social part of my life

Why the fuck did I have to be born as such a raging autist?

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When i was a kid i pretended that im a sprite of a character in 2d sidescroller. Imagine street from the bird-eye view mapped to 2d map with one side being 'down'. So to 'jump' i would take an extra left steps while walking and right steps as i 'falling'. Guess i looked like a retard who cant walk straight.
Later on i pretended that streets are underwater tunnels and im a diver with limited oxygen. Every time i saw a manhole meant i earned extra 30 steps of oxygen. So i looked around while holding breath sometimes as to conserve some of the 'breathsteps'.

>tfw just realized Tinker Bell kick started my sexuality
I've been obsessed with flat chest and thick legs since always. They knew what they were doing.

Just don't do those things?

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holy based

Based autistic anons
Also I WANT TO FUCK TINKERBELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want her to give my cock a full body nuru massage

tl;dr
shut up white boy do the fortnite dance

I did the FFX tidus talking animation when I was in school and nobody said anything.

>I used to run around the school playground when I was 9 pretending I was Terriermon
>All the other boys played football
>I was in the corner doing bunny tornado or whatever

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>>last day of school wanted to make something memorable, colored a piece of post-it black and wore it over my lip and roleplayed hitler all day (no teacher noticed)
kek

I sometimes walk around my house with tank controls and pick up things by bending down robotically like they do in those games.

Thanks.

Not if I shrink myself.

Based.

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